How to wake your girlfriend
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Cockney Boy
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If i had done that my wife would have got one of my shotguns and, well you cant make the rest up.
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haha, that's brilliant! I am going to try that. However, my wife is a bit of a sleep walker/ talker, and one night she thought I was another man in bed with her. She didn't kick me out of bed either, just wouldn't let me spoon her, haha! Maybe i should be worried about this? 
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How so??
She does some brilliant stuff in her sleep, she once jumped out of bed to catch a light which was falling from the ceiling. I was laid in bed laughing so hard at her. She has also got dressed for work a few times too.
Come to think of it, she thought I was someone else another time too. This time though she started texting me, getting all annoyed as I wasn't home from work yet (obviously I was as I was laid next to her, but she thought I was another man). She sent the text, and an "oh crap" was suddenly blurted out as she regained control of her brain and realised the foolishness!
Gotta love sleep-walkers/ talkers
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Well, she could of thought you were another bloke AND let you spoon her....
I used to have a bird like that, I used to have to guide her back to bed when she was sleep walking. It was actually a pain in the *** to be fair
haha, that is a fair point, hadn't thought of it like that! Maybe one day she'll think i'm another woman and ravish me...that'd be awesome!
