Just he title alone is funny..Ill translate for you
Man in a dress "Bob back soon?"
Man in glasses "Down the co-op buying fags"
Man in dress "this his?"
Man in glasses "yes mate its a treadmill try it"
Man in dress "yeh ok..."
Man in glasses "yeh you just walk on here and it goes faster when I press this"
Man in dress "ok but dont make it go too fast, Im wearing a dress see.."
Man in glasses "....ok"
Man i dress "bruv, your going a bit fast there... whens bob back"
Man in glass "dont worry about Bob what were you doing with my sister on saturday?"
Man in dress "I didnt touch her I swear! Where is Bob!?"
Unseen man with camera phone "He is a liar Saleem! make it go faster!!"
Man in dress "Im not lying..where is Bob!? What the ****!? Bob!?"