335D Driver :-)
All this gay talk has made me remember this...............
I used to work with a gay guy. He was proper open about his love life etc and had some classic stories for me every day.
The one that stood out and made me laugh and hurl at the same time was this one:
He was telling me about his weekend and told me that he picked up a guy from a club. He took him home and got jiggy with him as usual.
After he did the deed he went to the bathroom to clean up, because (in his words) "there's usually a bit of poo to get rid of".
Anyway, he went on to say that when he got to the bathroom, switched the light on and got some bog roll to wipe his private part he noticed a........ wait for it............. a single kernel of sweetcorn stuck to the end of it!!!
I've never looked at a cob in the same way ever since he told me!
Ho ho ho, Green Giant.