funny but sick


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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
>The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
>alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
>said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
>need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
>So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
>soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
>decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume
>was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
>how he acted when she was not with him.
>So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
>cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
>could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
>His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
>left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
>him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
>ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
>passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
>midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
>got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
>his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so
>she asked what kind of time he had.
>Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
>not there."
>Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
>He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
>there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
>spare room and played poker all evening."
>"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
>all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
>apparently he had the time of his life."


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Ha Ha Ha - excellent :puke:


Riding on V8 power
Thats quality! bit of insest! hahaha


Incest - a game all the family can play.

Best to keep it in the family :puke2:


Down here in the south, I quite often meet someone who says:

To be read with a deep south accent
"I'd like you to meet ma wife an' ma sister"

But there is only one woman standing there....


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:haha: :sign_omg: