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Downloadable 'Do Not Wash' Signs

Bristle Hound Jun 18, 2015

  1. Bristle Hound

    Bristle Hound Moderator Staff Member Moderator MQB Platform

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    https://i.imgur.com/nTCHUpN.jpg

    Have them printed off in A4 & laminated and leave in the car, dash, rear window, passenger seat & glovebox when ever any of my cars goes into the Dealers workshop's for service etc

    & I know I'm not the only one that does this lol

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  3. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator TeamMisano TFSI Owners Group Audi S3 quattro Platinum Supporter S tronic Audi Main Dealer

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    What a great idea, thanks col. :) x
     
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  4. DarkBunny

    DarkBunny Active Member Team Sprint Audi S3

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    I was asked if I would like the 'complimentary wash and vacuum' when mine was in for service.

    When I said "no thanks, you'll make it dirty" the poor service advisor looked at me like I had three heads!
     
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  5. Point_Audi

    Point_Audi Vorsprung durch Technik Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi A5 Black Edition S-line owners group

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    Haha, I am the same BH I leave one in the car also! :laughing: ..
     
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  6. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 S tronic

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  7. The Governor

    The Governor Active Member

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    These are great, I wish I'd had them in when I asked Hardwoods not to wash my car at the last service... I'm trying to figure out a way of putting a sign that fits over the gearstick so there's no way they can say they didn't see it...
     
  8. kelbiiz

    kelbiiz New Member

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    What a great idea, thanks :)
     
  9. Scottyg

    Scottyg Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team Floret Silver TDi Audi A3 S tronic

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    It's been sent to my work email and will be printed off tomorrow. Superb idea.
     
  10. AndyT306

    AndyT306 Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi A6 Black Edition S-line owners group S tronic DSG

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    i'm going to need these :)
     
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  11. AndyT306

    AndyT306 Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi A6 Black Edition S-line owners group S tronic DSG

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    car is going in for software update tomorrow... time to get a few 100 of these strategically placed around the car
     
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  13. Shazzy

    Shazzy New Member

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    Printed x4 for Wednesday for an oil change at Audi Birmingham! :)
     
  14. Mark A Greenwood

    Mark A Greenwood Member

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    When I click on the link, it tells me I shouldn't be here? Can anyone help please?
     
  15. Gazwould

    Gazwould Well-Known Member

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    Then download the image instead .
     
  16. Scottyg

    Scottyg Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team Floret Silver TDi Audi A3 S tronic

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    As Gaz said. Save it to your phone/tablet or computer and print from there!

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    Mark A Greenwood Member

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  18. Bristle Hound

    Bristle Hound Moderator Staff Member Moderator MQB Platform

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    Updated link on post #1 added
     
  19. A4A4

    A4A4 Well-Known Member

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    Used these signs when at the dealers, swirl makers came no way near!

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    Don’t want them going anywhere near my paintwork

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  20. JonChalk

    JonChalk Member Team Daytona Team V6 Sportback Audi S5

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    Weird.

    I asked the nice people at Bedford Audi not to wash it when in for service. The service assistant (Charlie) wrote it on the work order, we had a chat about two-bucket washing (she was a fan), and 4 hours later, when I picked it up; no wash or inside clean. Why would dealers struggle with this concept?
     
  21. Peter123

    Peter123 Active Member TFSI Owners Group Team Navarra Audi Q5 Navarra Blue Classic S-line owners group S tronic

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    Unfortunately because many dealerships (not just Audi), this includes BMW use east European workers to carry out these cleaning tasks.

    I have the smaller version of this that sits like a tent in the car. Need one in Polish, Romanian and Bulgarian to name a few.:blahblah1:
     
  22. cuke2u

    cuke2u Well-Known Member TFSI Owners Group saloon Audi A4 S-line owners group

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    One word 'Intercleanse', they have the valeting contract for many dealerships, not just Audi, in the South East.
    Avoid..
     
  23. Thundercliffe81

    Thundercliffe81 Well-Known Member Team V8 Team Sepang Audi RS4 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Genius! Haha. Cheers.


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  24. EddieRuncorn

    EddieRuncorn New Member

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    Excellent idea, I’ll definitely be using one, or several when my car is next at the dealer.
     
  25. Neil Woodburn

    Neil Woodburn An Old Jock

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    Also went double whammy when the car was left at the Audi Dealers on the mirror.

    Wonders never cease as got a phone call ( I was sitting in the showroom waiting for the car ) saying the wheel nut lock key was not on the passenger seat as stated - lift the A4 Sign detailing not to wash the car on the seat !

    Victor Meldrew was quickly put back into his box :(

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