Best Short Joke Award

[richjohnhughes]

whats the hardest part of roller blading???




telling ya parents ya gay!!


boom boom

 

[S4TAN]

What's got 3 ******** and lives on Mars ... ?


ET - the Extra Testicle ...

 

[jo3y]

How do the children at Michael Jackson's Never never land know when it's time for bed?





When the big hand touches the little hand

 

[audi80sport]

How do the children at Michael Jackson's Never never land know when it's time for bed?


When the big hand touches the little hand

LMFAO i nearly fell off the chair i were laughing so hard!!!

 

[Neilybabs]

What's ET short for?




Coz he's got little legs.

 

[smee]

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
















A carrot.

 

[Hairy Ballbag]

Police are investigating after a man was found dead, having drowned in his bowl of Mueseli.
They believe he was pulled in by a strong currant.

 

[Hairy Ballbag]

I just came out of a chippie and there was a tramp on the floor outside.
He said, "I haven't eaten for 2 days..."
I said, "I wish I had your will power!"

 

[Hairy Ballbag]

A man goes to a 24 hour garage, he walks up to the outside counter and says to the girl inside, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky..."
She goes off and returns with a Kit kat Chunky.
The man replies, "NO, I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat c*nt!"

 

[Hairy Ballbag]

A man's laying in bed with his new Thai wife, she keeps stroking his **** and he says, "You like that a lot, don't you?"
She replies, "No, I just miss mine!"

 

[StephA4]

Another dig at Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!
What has Maggie Thatcher and Michael Jackson got in common?



They both like to f.ck miners!!!!

 

[Amchlolor]

Asian karaoke singer?
Gerruptah Singh.

Penguin walks into a bar and says "Did my brother come in here earlier?"
Barman says "Dunno, what does he look like?"

My wife had a right go at me last night, for not paying attention.
Or something like that.

 

[ALPINE]

im un decided whats more funnyer.... Arsenal football club or asn`s very own Andymac!

 

[danotto]

why did the prostitute have an extra vagina fitted to the outside of her thigh............................so she could make some extra money on the side.