best "saying" when you let one rip

[jock25]

This one's a cracker

A bit more choke and that would have started

 

[AudiNutta]

Oh god.. I just cried

 

[OCDetails]

"Oh the ducks are quacking"

 

[hughjass]

The kids did it

 

[SamDoby]

More Tea Vicar?

 

[superkarl]

'did somebody step on a duck?'

 

[boroboy41]

'Speak up Brown, you're through'

 

[BigWillyStyle]

Damn floorboards....(Whilst looking at the floor)

 

[V.A.G.erbond]

Oh Yeah

 

[joe_echo]

Keep shouting sir we'll find you

 

[Neilybabs]

Nurse nurse, the blinds

 

[Nogmeister]

'Twist'

 

[Tovs]

"Demons... BEGONE"

 

[Artimus]

get out & walk

 

[Kaibo]

Mummy, this ones lumpy (I'm 34) ; )

 

[Pops848]

I prefer actions... pretend to pull the pin on a grenade, throw it, then duck and cover until after....

 

[leydster]

You can't hold what's not in your hand

 

[warren_S5]

SH1TPANTS (shouted)

 

[PaulAr]

Fooof!

HA, HA!

Smell that Fcuka!

 

[Andy1608]

Pump with a surprise

 

[Gazwould]

Donald or Mr Brown requires a diving lesson.

 

[Geoffads]

Better out than in.

 

[Geoffads]

Was that you?

 

[Avidfanofstuff]

Anyone hurt?

 

[sabaxter]

Bottom burp

 

[Imola-S3]

Can you smell gas?


OR


Have you smelled that new fragrance I've just brought out?

 

[jdp1962]

 

[Pulp84]

I'll name that tune in one.....

 

[lgooch]

Two sniffs of that and your greedy ( said as walking away wafting it everywhere)

 

[W2 NCC]

Jesus christ...........feels like my back end has just fell out

 

[leshkin]

Who was that?! (As I turn around to look for the "culprit")

 

[Jake 61]

Depends on resonance,

Silent but deadly is met with "Was that you"....?

A Firecracker is announced as "That was me, I did that".....!!

My manager once cleared the board room with what he thought was going to be a sneaker, he cracked off a belter much to the total disgust of our MD and a poor suited woman sat next to him.
I was like a giggling 10 year old beyond help.

Best day I ever had at a works meeting....

 

[Phatboyruss1]

Say "can you you guess what I had for dinner" just before you let one rip

 

[Phatboyruss1]

Or..... "better an empty house than angry tennants"

 

[devo]

Take off your jocks and we'll all ***** in it

 

[mbender]

good, no lumps

 

[devo]

"Ssshhhh... Whats that noise?" Then let one rip

 

[Dan2.0TFSI]

"sniff children, there is vitamins in the air" also, "breathe deeper, it will go faster"

 

[KrisKrk]

"Got a funny cough today"

 

[KrisKrk]

Pull my finger. Quick!

Harder they pull, you put more strain to it so it comes out with "larger force and rip". Be careful not to sh@t yourself!