ASN's Pub

[Welly]

Mental - we had an ASN rolling road day here some time ago:

This is Gloucestershire | Police seize cocaine in major operation in Gloucestershire

 

[Welly]

Nice one, pride and place over the mantle, how long till the missus gets fed up of it and you come home to find pic of some crappy scenery in its place lol.

That's the beauty of her having paid for it!! lol. Win win.

 

[damo.h]

Actually working today, which is a shame. Trying to keep on a 1:1 ratio of sneaky insults with Damo, whilst already planning on how to get the 20000th post, plus working is actually tougher then I thought..

You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

Heard anything on them rims dude...?

 

[ScottD3]

You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

Heard anything on them rims dude...?

Reesy is getting some rims?
S4s?

 

[Dane]

Mental - we had an ASN rolling road day here some time ago:

This is Gloucestershire | Police seize cocaine in major operation in Gloucestershire

Really... No wonder they can afford all that fancy shizz lol Wouldn't find that happening at badger 5 lol!

 

[Westy]

You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

How dare you

 

[Reesy]

You Work, Yr almost as bad as westy for doing jack ****

Heard anything on them rims dude...?

No mate, nowt

Reesy is getting some rims?
S4s?

Maybe




Maybe Not

 

[Welly]

Really... No wonder they can afford all that fancy shizz lol Wouldn't find that happening at badger 5 lol!

Or maybe Bill is just REALLY sly.... lol

That's how Ajec fund their race cars it would seem....

 

[Westy]

Welly, any XS Power news yet? Did you take a look at your SX thread?

 

[Dane]

Or maybe Bill is just REALLY sly.... lol

That's how Ajec fund their race cars it would seem....

And their really nice unit, and sealed engine room etc. etc.

 

[damo.h]

How dare you

Quite easy looking going of yr last 6 months asn action lol

No mate, nowt

don't tell him anything, he's a cnut!!

 

[Welly]

Or maybe Bill is just REALLY sly.... lol

That's how Ajec fund their race cars it would seem....

 

[Welly]

And their really nice unit, and sealed engine room etc. etc.

True....

 

[Welly]

Welly, any XS Power news yet? Did you take a look at your SX thread?

No, and I forgot to email them. Will do now.

Will look at that thread also...

 

[s3dave]

Pic no working dave.


EDIT:=- Got it. Nice. that took two years?

This didnt but ive been waiting 2 years for a high flow mani.....

damo = my tuner RS in leeds says with the manni/water/meth 350bhp

Karl = yes the final piece so hopefully i can move on

 

[Dane]

Do you have a large port head Dave?

 

[Westy]

Quite easy looking going of yr last 6 months asn action lol

This is a very valid point

 

[Reesy]

Quite easy looking going of yr last 6 months asn action lol

don't tell him anything, he's a cnut!!

Exactly Mum's the word (But not mine!)

 

[s3dave]

Do you have a large port head Dave?

Ive got a choice, but im going small port for Doug for testing witch is only fair....as he will want to sell these to the masses

 

[Dane]

No offence dude but IMO no big port head no 350 brake, the extra ignition advance is where the power comes from

edit obviously not all the power but you know what I mean

 

[s3dave]

No offence dude but IMO no big port head no 350 brake, the extra ignition advance is where the power comes from

edit obviously not all the power but you know what I mean

It wont be far off, RS know there stuff, thats where the water/meth will come into play, like i said its for testing so after x miles, i can change it and get the mapped tweaked

 

[Welly]

No offence dude but IMO no big port head no 350 brake, the extra ignition advance is where the power comes from

edit obviously not all the power but you know what I mean

It wont be far off, RS know there stuff, thats where the water/meth will come into play, like i said its for testing so after x miles, i can change it and get the mapped tweaked

Dyno lottery peoples.

 

[s3dave]

Dyno lottery peoples.

of course...

 

[Welly]

of course...

****** dynos!!

I'm off to find a happy one before I sell up...

AMD Essex will give me about 8000 BHP

 

[superkarl]

either way its gonnna be a quick hybrid car and will be up there in the top hybrid hp cars.

small port ftw lol.
ive hunted for large port but cant find one for good dollar

 

[smudge_don]

Afternoon chaps

Been researching the best way to stick my new boost gauge on the Mondeo, people saying i have to tap into the EGR valve which sounded a bit long....

However, just found a new EGR bypass on eBay with an inbuilt nipple for a boost gauge pipe :thumbsup:

(anyone who laughs at nipple deserves a smack)

 

[s3dave]

****** dynos!!

I'm off to find a happy one before I sell up...

AMD Essex will give me about 8000 BHP

Drivability is my main goal to be honest as i dont want it at the side of the road every 2 mins, and the tuner is well aware of that, he might even be able to hack into my APR software and do 2 settings...

 

[superkarl]

nipple. lol

 

[smudge_don]

nipple. lol

superkarl --><-- smudge

 

[Welly]

Drivability is my main goal to be honest as i dont want it at the side of the road every 2 mins, and the tuner is well aware of that, he might even be able to hack into my APR software and do 2 settings...

You are preaching to the choir here mate, I know that feeling oh so well.

I miss hybrid power at times, it was so so punchy, great for hill climbing etc. The PE just lags it's tits off up a hill.

 

[Dane]

nipple double lol

+1 drivability ftw

 

[Dane]

You are preaching to the choir here mate, I know that feeling oh so well.

I miss hybrid power at times, it was so so punchy, great for hill climbing etc. The PE just lags it's tits off up a hill.

1st gear...

 

[Welly]

1st gear...

Then you get 4 wheel wheel spin. Happy medium is there somewhere

 

[Reesy]

Then you get 4 wheel wheel spin. Happy medium is there somewhere

2nd?

 

[Westy]

Triple Nipple.

 

[superkarl]

westy how much did you pay for your calipers? ive been looking at alsorts but dont know whats a bargain and whats not.

 

[Welly]

Triple Nipple.

Slippery nipple....

 

[Reesy]

westy how much did you pay for your calipers? ive been looking at alsorts but dont know whats a bargain and whats not.

They can be a bargain, but not for the front brakes on an s3!

 

[Westy]

westy how much did you pay for your calipers? ive been looking at alsorts but dont know whats a bargain and whats not.

I paid £180 for the actuall calipers but buy the time I'd forked out for seals and powder coating and carriers, lines, fluid, brake pads. You're looking at £800ish

You can do it for cheaper by just painting them and not doing the seals and dust boots.

 

[Welly]

They can be a bargain, but not for the front brakes on an s3!

YES mate! That is EXACTLY what I was going to do.

Top work. Great minds etc etc etc.