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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Jake 61

    Jake 61 Teacher of bad things..! Gold Supporter VCDS Map User

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    I've had a morning discovering that people who should have been listening, haven't been at all.
    Days like this make me wish I had stuck in at school and become a navvy.

    Large one with a chaser please...!

    :yum:
     
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  3. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    This one is in me Jack. In fact have 2, sounds like you need it:) X
     
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  4. Jake 61

    Jake 61 Teacher of bad things..! Gold Supporter VCDS Map User

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    Cheers @Sandra, you're a star...:yes:
     
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  5. Ruhel

    Ruhel Never seen a fuel needle go down so fast! VCDS Map User

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    I need a strong one. 3.5 hours of painstakingly washing the car inside and out and the clouds come rolling in. Drinks on me
     
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  6. Gazwould

    Gazwould Registered User

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    I don't like the sound of that .

     
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  7. Scottyg

    Scottyg Registered User

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    @Gazwould thats hilarious. Actually laughed out loud at that.
     
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  8. Ruhel

    Ruhel Never seen a fuel needle go down so fast! VCDS Map User

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    :tongueclosed::tongueclosed::tongueclosed::tongueclosed:
    Is that for a skit or something?
     
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  9. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    That is so funny, it's priceless. How does she think the inside is going to dry, lmao. You made my night;) x
     
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  10. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Ruhel your a gent. I will have a bicardi breezer please:) x
     
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  11. Jake 61

    Jake 61 Teacher of bad things..! Gold Supporter VCDS Map User

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    She's probably going to stuff it with newspaper and leave the windows open overnight.....:whistle2:

    :wtf:
     
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  13. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Lmao, well I wouldn't get in that car. EVER. :) X
     
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  14. Jake 61

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    I blame the other half for not stashing the power washer properly.
     
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  15. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Lol, no soap suds to be seen either, hehe. Even I know the pressure washer is for cleaning the patio, :) x
     
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  16. Ruhel

    Ruhel Never seen a fuel needle go down so fast! VCDS Map User

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    Take your pick :tonguewink:
    [​IMG]
    Re: car wash woman I wonder what will run through her mind when the multiple electrical faults develop and she has to explain to the mechanic why the whole car is flooded.
     
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  17. Sandra

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    I think a pineapple be nice please.
    Lol, at the electrical faults, when she next opens the car it will smell awful. :) x
     
  18. Ruhel

    Ruhel Never seen a fuel needle go down so fast! VCDS Map User

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    My youngest son once left a open bottle of Yazoo milkshake in the back. This was a few years ago during summer. So after the weekend went to drive to work.....
    Even though none of the drink had spilt the stench was bad. Hence the no food or drink rule, especially in the Audi.
     
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  19. Karen O'

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    Thanks
     
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  20. Jake 61

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    Being a responsible dog owner, I bagged some dog doings in a local beauty spot, put the bag in the boot and went off for a 5 mile hike.
    It was a sunny day, you ain't smelled anything like it.
    Thankfully it was the Fabia and the boot was ok after a quick power wash.....!

    :puke2:
     
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  21. CHEZ

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    Mmmmm warm baked dog eggs.....
     
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  22. Jake 61

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    :pileofpoop::pileofpoop::pileofpoop:

    Twas shocking but, entirely my own fault....lol.
     
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  23. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    Have you ever tried to get wood chippings out of a boot carpet?
    I have.
    Took me about 3 hours
     
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    Or shaving foam out of your suitcase. Thankfully it was on the way home


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  25. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Well that be a bit messy Phil. :) x
     
  26. Jake 61

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    Dog hair. I remember when Mrs. S was selling her Pug, she started cleaning the boot and left me to finish and it was about 3 hours as well...!

    (When I say she started I mean she took the hoover out to the car).
     
  27. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    That's a clever woman you have there. I really like her style. :) X
     
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    I was surprised just how much there was


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  29. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    I have a springer, white hair and it's a night mare to get shot of his hair from the boot carpet, best trick I use is a nail brush in front of the hoover nozzle, scrubbng and sucking, (ooer) from top left to bottom right.
    Still takes ages though
     
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  30. Jake 61

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    The very same animal @CHEZ ...! I used an old style scrubbing brush.

    I wouldn't have minded @Sandra, but every half hour she would come out to polish a bit of the dash, open the doors and it blew the hair all over the place again.

    :gun2:
     
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  31. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    Now that's pretty bad, I'm trying my best not to lmao here, and I think I may have failed Jack. Maybe she just enjoyed watching you work?
    I will get my coat, lol X
     
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  32. Jake 61

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    Oh feel free to lyao Sandra, I'm sure it was done on purpose to wind me up.
    The worst of it is, her A1 is going the same way, (without the dog hair), and I only look after the outside.
    My OCD is becoming painful....!
     
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  34. WarwickL

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    Pride - when you stack your mountain bike and quickly look around to make sure no one saw you do it and then worry about the bike and then and only then check to see your injuries.
     
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  35. Bristle Hound

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    Or freshly cut wet grass from underneath the wheel arches
    Drives me nuts!
     
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  36. WarwickL

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    That's what you get for doing donuts on the footy ground ;)
     
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  37. Bristle Hound

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    Lol :D
     
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    [​IMG]

    :D
     
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  39. Bristle Hound

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    Madness, but great fun to watch lol

     
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  40. Sandra

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    now you done it, @Bristle Hound be out trying that out today, lol. You can pop over and clean his car when he is finished. Bring some sunshine with you, lol :) x
     
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  41. WarwickL

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    Plenty of sunshine here today

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  42. Sandra

    Sandra Administrator Staff Member Administrator Platinum Supporter Audi Main Dealer

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    We'll send some over to Scotland just for me:) X
     
  43. Bristle Hound

    Bristle Hound Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    @WarwickL - Stop it ! :asskicking:
    Or you may find a ban coming your way ! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    PS Only joking ;)
     
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