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coatesy

poking badgers with spoons
easier said than done!
alex could not score in a brothel with a bag of diamonds!

but your sir must be easier to pull than a lady of the night, you were all giddy when you came to see me, you couldn't wait to drop yo pantys
 

coatesy

poking badgers with spoons
alright *****es.
Chez you in work today?? let us know how you get on looking for that bearing laa.

scroatsey, i agree with fred. But, im a soft **** and make my mrs her lunch everyday. What a ***** i am :(


haha you massive flange, i wouldn't be making our lass sarbos like
 

Gti Jazz Blue

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Hmm lunch for me was a delux doorstop Roast Beef and Horseradish sandwich on grannary.

Followed up with a banana.
 

Gti Jazz Blue

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Gti Jazz Blue

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So how is your "The Microsoft Way" adjustment course going ? :blahblah1:
 

Westy

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So how is your "The Microsoft Way" adjustment course going ? :blahblah1:

I have been fully brainwashed and I now wish to sell my iPhone and get a Nokia with windows on it. I shall also be getting more ram in my laptop, installing windows 8 and then applying for a job at Microsoft ;)
 

jojo

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Jason.s

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I have been fully brainwashed and I now wish to sell my iPhone and get a Nokia with windows on it. I shall also be getting more ram in my laptop, installing windows 8 and then applying for a job at Microsoft ;)

My mate had to go through 7 interviews for Microsoft working in the Xbox live department. Fcked him about loads and still never gave him a job in the end. Dont do it.
 

Westy

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Don't worry I won't go for a job at Microsoft. Unless one at the Cambridge branch becomes available ;)
 

Jason.s

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Had your review yet? Was coming up soon wasn't it?
 

camscockle20vT

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I ****** love costco, I need this tv in my life ImageUploadedByTapatalk1369338081.003635.jpg

Also saw a good tent for you bunch of bandits for inters. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1369338201.998711.jpg it could be coatseys brothel tent.
 

Jason.s

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Picked up a 2 bedroom tunnel tent from halfords for my mate yesterday. That was 36quid so not bad for those camping at inters.
 

Jason.s

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Dave drinks whatever the night lol. No stopping him.
 

Jason.s

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Of course ;)
 

Gti Jazz Blue

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Sat at JKM whilst they fit a rear Whiteline ARB
 

Westy

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Back in The office today. Doing my expense claim from the course.

Mrs is away this weekend on a hen do so I've got some mates coming up to stay. Few beers in the local boozer tonight then all day carnage in Cambridge tomorrow. :beerchug:
 

Jason.s

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Trendy wine bars? It is Cambridge after all.
 

Jason.s

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Good isnt it :)
 

coatesy

poking badgers with spoons
Afternoon all, whats everyones plans for the bank holiday weekend? :) x

Going to get drunk and get my boobs out.

You got any plans ? x
 
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