ASN Caption Competition Part Deux!

[DriveByShooters]

Ok, same rules apply.......no prizes but accolade up for grabs!

 

[jojo]

Hands up if you are gay!

 

[DriveByShooters]

guys!...Guys!...GUYS.....can somebody help me, i've got my manhood trapped in the alternator pulley!

 

[Sarah's A3]

I'm gettin out of here whilst they're not looking!!!!!

 

[jojo]

Sh!t!, Calvin's taking pics, I better hide!!

 

[DriveByShooters]

Ok, hands up whose idea was it to wear jeans on the hottest day of the year?

 

[ALPINE]

ooh ooh me me me,,,,i found out where the oil goes!!

 

[jojo]

OK, we've ran out of toilet paper!

 

[ALPINE]

"ok... try now" No........... ahh well at least its shiney!


or

AUdi breakers....

Isle 4, rack 318..

 

[Nilz]

Brown nosing a thing of the past......its all about the Brown hand now...pphhheeewwww!!!!

 

[smudge_don]

Dave's "comedy" front bumper mascot seemed awfully life-like.....

The other's weren't too impressed

 

[Broken Byzan]

Ok, hands up whose idea was it to wear jeans on the hottest day of the year?

My reasoning was the burnt legs from the day before.LOL

"Hands up if you own a PROPER quattro "

 

[Ads]

Former Addam's Family star, 'Thing', makes guest appearance at Audi Meet!

 

[sidibear]

"If I write 318 on the window and pretend its a 3 series do you think I can get into the BMW beer tent?"

 

[sidibear]

"See that on your tee shirt, my knob is that shape"

 

[Ads]

"Nothing can stop.... the CLAWWW!!!"

 

[Ads]

"So Jaap, did you ever regret leaving Man U??"

 

[Ads]

" 'kin 'ell lads, you could've told me Primark were doing a buy one get one free on black t-shirts."

 

[Broken Byzan]

It's alright, i have saved you one....LMAO

 

[new to audi...]

Finding the portaloos full, he went behind the bonnet then..."anyone got any paper?!" came the call

 

[Ads]

"I sh*t you not mate... there is a whole load of giant Broccoli behind you!"

 

[Ads]

"What do you mean you 'lost' the engine?"

 

[Ads]

Audi owner left furious as Banksy moves into car art.

 

[Ads]

"You blinked!!! I win!!"

 

[ALPINE]

"I sh*t you not mate... there is a whole load of giant Broccoli behind you!"

hahahaha thats crack up!

 

[CMD]

This cheeky ****** didn't pay to get in .... Can i come out now

 

[tazzy baby]

Concour judge puts his hand up and says found some