Just spent a chilly hour outside trying to see if I had missed something.
Don't think so.
The lamp contacts are clean and lovely.
The connector is like new and well seated in the lamp housing
The wires (as far as I can trace them) look faultless.
There is no voltage appearing at the stop light socket when the pedal is depressed but the right hand brake light and the high level light work fine.
Interestingly the kerbside parking light doesn't work on that side either. (That's the light you can use when parked up at night to illuminate the car on one side only - it's actuated by the indicator switch).
Um yes I did change the correct bulb ! But have to admit that's not such a daft observation - sillier things happen. Anyway the bulb I took out was fine anyway.
Warning light on the DIS ? No.
Break in the brake light wiring ? Well if there is I can't see it and wouldn't know how to begin to find it if it's hidden back in the wiring loom.
So tomorrow I'm going to call the German Motor Company in Wandsworth, London to see if they can connect me to one of their computers as I'm beginning to think that the answer to this irritating problem lies somewhere in the befuddled brain of my Audi.
I never had this problem with my Morris Minor - could always locate faults and fix 'em, even by the roadside.
Is this the Germans trying to get their own back after that World Cup win back in '66 ? Or does their hatred for us go back even further ?