A drink driver hits a tree and is lying through the windscreen..

[L1 HCS]

A drink driver hits a tree and is lying through the windscreen moaning and occasionally screaming, The police arrive and one officer says to the drunk "you drunken B*st*rd your gilfreind is 100 yards down the road and she's not moaning half as much as you!" and he says"yesh but have looked in her mouth"

 

[Rev-head]

Oh boy...........

 

[A4Andy]

Taxi!

 

[28v6]

An Abreviated "Old One"... Tee..he..