Cheeky Check-out

Alistair D

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I was at my local supermarket the other day paying for my groceries ( 1/2 pint of milk, small loaf and a microwave meal ).
The check-out lady said to me "I bet you're single?"
I said " I know how you worked that out, it's from what I am buying ?"
"No" she said " It's because you're an ugly bast*ard !!"


It's funny because it's true :crushed:
 
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