Men are just happier people...

hop2407

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(and I did consider posting this as I know there are some females on here and I do like by B***s where they currently are :) )

What do you expect when:

  • Your last name stays put.
    [*]The garage is all yours.

    [*]Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    [*]Chocolate is just another snack.

    [*]You can be President.

    [*]You can never be pregnant.

    [*]You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    [*]You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    [*]Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    [*]The world is your urinal.

    [*]Wrinkles add character.

    [*]People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    [*]The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    [*]New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    [*]Your underwear is 4.95 for a three-pack.

    [*]Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    [*]One mood all the time.

    [*]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    [*]A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    [*]You can open all your own jars.

    [*]You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    [*]If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    [*]You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    [*]Everything on your face stays its original colour.

    [*]The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    [*]You only have to shave your face and neck.

    [*]You can play with toys all your life.

    [*]Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    [*]You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    [*]You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    [*]You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

    [*]You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.

No wonder men are happier
 

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