Well, sometimes people seem to be blinded by all the technology on these cars, thinking the hard way is the only way.
Unplugging valves appears to be the Heath Robinson approach which gets you dirty hands and knees, followed up at the opposite end of the scale by plugging in several hundred £'s worth of IT equipment, tinkering with the cars brain and disabling the valves in VCDS.
Despite dozens of threads on this subject, No-one appears to have had the hallelujah moment yet...
If you can run with them unplugged without any issue, then there's clearly no closed loop of any consequence in the logic. Snip the wire and insert a switch, then enjoy the best of both worlds without forking out the thick end of £200 on some over elaborate designer remote fob from the States or having to kneel in a puddle when you have to give your mother-in-law a lift to the shops.
If you're lucky, the wires in question are probably tucked away behind the dash somewhere anyway, so you'd only need a wiring diagram to locate them. Then snip, solder, and wire in a switch to give all the audible jollies you require. Easy.
As I said, I'd do it very discreetly, with a switch hidden out of the way somewhere. Sometimes though there's just no denying the twelve year old version of ourselves that lies just beneath the surface, and I dare you to deny never having wanted one of these in your car;
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