S3 Understeer, Mermaids and Unicorns

This time, you get 0/10 for originality- just echoing my avatar.


This is not a new debate. Regulars have seen this time and again since 2013/14.
It comes around every time new guys like yourself buy an S3 and comes on here and thinks it's a new debate - or thinks they bring something new to it.

I've been reading this forum for a few years now, from the time I bought my MKVI R - I start shopping the day I buy a new car to see what is next on line. I start posting once I have the car. Have already started researching the next car (Tesla).

I don't see avatars on Tapatalk so no idea what yours is - if it is a dead horse, how apt.
 
I think the point he makes though, is that at the top of the VAG 4-pot pile sits the S3. And you pays your money for the privilege.

And then comes a 'mere' VW, that kicks you in the nuts.


I'll have the VW gubbins under my bum please. And be delighted to pay the same money.
(but of course, they know that)
 
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I think you'll find that it was the A3 that won the CotY award ;)

Well deserved. I do think the 1.4 A3 is a peach of a car, in all seriousness :)

Damn it, Audi mistakingly stuck the CotY sticker on all the S3's thinking they were A3's. ****** Goons!
 
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Damn it, Audi mistakingly stuck the CotY sticker on all the S3's thinking they were A3's. ****** Goons!

Now you're just teasing for a response .........

...... and here it is ;)


(clears throat)
An S3 is just an A3, with a bigger engine and a go faster body kit on it :p

(Yes yes, I know, it's been said many times)
 
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We should add 'beat a dead horse' to the title in that case. Specifically for your replies :D

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Edit - well except I appear to be driving a unicorn without steering issues

I really wish it was a dead unicorn instead of the horse
 
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Just out of interest, does the 1.4 A3 u mentioned also understeer?

Of course!

All modern cars have understeer inherently built into their suspension design ;)

I'll say this though. The steering rack on the 1.4 is better than the rack on the S3, more feel, more feedback, and a better drive (as far as sweeping bends are concerned). :)
 
Of course!

All modern cars have understeer inherently built into their suspension design ;)

I'll say this though. The steering rack on the 1.4 is better than the rack on the S3, more feel, more feedback, and a better drive (as far as sweeping bends are concerned). :)

If only it had 300 horses under the bonnet to really make use of it
 
If only it had 300 horses under the bonnet to really make use of it

Aha! Coming back to the point again ....... Audi stuffed 300PS under the bonnet and gave the S3 a go faster body kit, but didn't pay enough attention to the other bits! :p

Or, decided to go more for creature comforts and the Autobahn experience, rather than focus on driving dynamics.
 
Aha! Coming back to the point again ....... Audi stuffed 300PS under the bonnet and gave the S3 a go faster body kit, but didn't pay enough attention to the other bits! :p

Or, decided to go more for creature comforts and the Autobahn experience, rather than focus on driving dynamics.

They have no idea about marketing, how are these S3's selling?!
 
Totally agree, I'm so disappointed my S3 doesn't understeer. Keeps me awake at night.


Well, clearly, being defensive and disappointed is keeping you from going out on your drive that you said you were going on an hour ago!
 
Well I'm retiring to bed! It's been a pleasure!
 
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Well I'm retiring to bed! It's been a pleasure!


:hi:

You mentioning marketing reminded me of something someone said a few pages back - re marketing the new A4 and its driver tech towards being a motorway rep mobile ......

That sector of the market is very competitive - you have the usual BMW 3 series, but now, you also have the new Jaguar XE - and by all accounts, it's taking the crown in both the tech arena, AND the driving dynamics podium.

If Audi aren't careful, they will be caught napping, and will only appeal to current VW Group drivers, and not any new prospects.
 
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I'll have the VW gubbins under my bum please.


(Whispers it quietly.......)

The Audi is stuffed full of components and boxes, all with the VW logo stamped on them ;)
(but you knew that anyway :) )
 
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Just out of interest, does the 1.4 A3 u mentioned also understeer?

V8 trying in vein to derail this thread from the point that was being made regarding understeer and I'm glad you've taken it back to basics.

Yes, it appears that V8 is a VERY hard man to please. I'd hazard a guess that the main reason for this is he's a bit of a throttle jockey, and needs that perfected, over engineered approach to the design of a car, in order to keep him on the road. Any hint of trouble and he's on the forums, bumping his gums about geometry and lack of ultimate precision handling.

Truth of the matter is, I could meet anyone on a track, me in my S3 and them in their Golf R, and it wouldn't matter one bit about steering racks or dampening. If you know how to accommodate the downsides of a car, then you can drive around the issue. Nose not quite as pointy as you want? Then set the car up before hand and give it a bit more thought before barrelling into a corner, hoping it will show no signs of understeer.

With all due respect, we can all read motor magazines and paraphernalia about how cars are designed and engineered. The real taste of pudding is in the eating. And V8 just comes across as a some bloke who's got a heavy right foot and enjoys a bit of opposite lock. He also smacks of someone with a bit of a bee in his bonnet about Audi's and hence why I can't get my head around him being on here, just to pop up wherever someone dares to suggest the S3 is a great car. In his eyes, it's never going to be. There's so many design flaws in it - why on earth would you want to buy one over a Golf R?

Me, I know how to accommodate a car that is a bit loose on the front end. Most of my formative years behind the wheel of 'fastish' cars were in front wheel drive cars. They ALL understeer when you're marching on. Do I drive like that nowadays - always on the ragged edge? Do I hell. Can I? Sure, and my test drive in the S3 was as close as it's ever been. So over that period of testing the S3 to it's limits, where I agree, it's perhaps not the most spell binding car I've ever driven or as raw as some you can buy. Over the last 3 months of driving in rain, sleet, ice, muddy, dry and a combination of all those factors - driven 8/10ths of what I could potentially drive to, based on the fact I have no need to eak out the last remaining 2/10ths.... I have had no understeer jump out at me and no moments where the car has got a bit lairy. In fact, the only time I've had an OFFS moment was twice, on roads I didn't know and a t-junction approached me out of nowhere. Standing on the brake pedal, I was amazed at the manner in which the ABS brought it to a halt. May cars I've driven would have gone past the point of where I needed to stop. So well done S3 in that dept!

Never seen V8 drive, no idea if he's Sebastien Loeb in disguise for that matter! But he does have rather too much 'information' at his disposal when it comes to the engineering aspect of a car. Maybe a snap judgment, but I reckon he's a crap driver who just pushes his car over the limits and is far too heavy handed. A refined driver will get there just as fast, but in a far less scrappy way. Bit like Prost - never the most exciting racer, but his lap times were all the evidence you needed.
 
The salient point, which you seem to be failing to grasp - is that the S3 has a greater propensity to understeer under road conditions, than other similar or 'lesser' cars, eg. Fiesta ST or Golf R.

The S3 arrives at the limit of grip, sooner than other similar, or 'lesser' cars on the market.

What's so difficult to grasp about this?

It arrives at the point at which it Understeers, sooner than other similar, or so called 'lesser' cars.

This is why, in comparison, the S3 is not considered well enough set up to be a 'drivers' hatch.

For the S3, yes, you do have to drive around the issues.
But why should you pay £35k to drive around the issues, when you can pay less to have better set up cars :)

Which is a shame, for a supposedly hot/hyper/premium hatch.
People may choose the S3 for other reasons, eg, nice interior, but - at the end of the day, it's not the best set up hatch in this sector of the market, and to get back to the point of the thread - Yes - it does understeer. :D



As for de-railing threads, you yourself are doing quite well in the attempted character analysis/assassination! :D
 
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Why do you feel the need to copy and paste what you said - 3 times over? I heard you the first time. I don't agree that this answers the assertive point you initially made some while back, which was that as a trait, the S3 understeers.

The prosecution puts it to the members of the jury, that you, Mr V8, just don't know how to drive properly. You are providing a viewpoint from a perspective of driving it like a frickin eejit. A man doing 360's round roundabouts! The S3 is not a race car - no one is suggesting it is. But driven like most other cars on the road are - not by the 2% of head bangers like you, and the S3 will NOT understeer. Anyone who owns one COULD get their S3 to understeer - but then Lewis Hamilton gets his Mercedes to understeer as well. We're not in a race and driven appropriately, there's simply no understeer forthcoming.

The V8 track test review of the S3 would include lines such as 'This is a nice car but unfortunately, it understeers a lot more than the Golf'. Yeah, yeah and if your auntie had balls and all that.
 
Now, either @veeeight and I have S3's with terrible suspension problems or the S3 understeers too readily. And this is at "normal" speeds relative to my old haldex car. Same roads, same tyres (not exactly but you know what I mean). It's noticeable on damp/broken surfaces, on dry/smooth surfaces, grip levels are much better. Again, I'm comparing with a previous car, not stating the bleeding obvious that there's less grip in the wet...

However - I'd still take the S3 over a Golf R any day - the reality is I don't spend most of my time understeering and love the interior of the Audi, way nicer than the Golf.
 
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Now, either @veeeight and I have S3's with terrible suspension problems or the S3 understeers too readily. And this is at "normal" speeds relative to my old haldex car. Same roads, same tyres (not exactly but you know what I mean). It's noticeable on damp/broken surfaces, on dry/smooth surfaces, grip levels are much better. Again, I'm comparing with a previous car, not stating the bleeding obvious that there's less grip in the wet.

I agree, you must. As at 'normal' speeds, my car doesn't blink an eye. Not even the most remote flicker of understeer, at low, mid or high speed. I'd get it checked in with Audi to see what's wrong as it sounds like someone's being twiddling with your nob (ooh er missus).
 
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Why do you feel the need to copy and paste what you said - 3 times over?

Because it's obviously not going in.


Mr V8, just don't know how to drive properly.

Ah, the "you're not driving it right brigade - again!!! (You've tried this one before many times)


The V8 track test review of the S3 would include lines such as 'This is a nice car but unfortunately, it understeers a lot more than the Golf'.


Actually, it would be more like "This is a good car, not a great car, it's an all rounder. But as is the case with all rounders, they do most things capably, but aren't great any any one thing in particular. If you're after driver engagement and a exciting drive, there are better cars on the market for the same or less money" :)
 
Because it's obviously not going in.

It is going - it's just not addressing the point you made months back which was your claim that the S3 understeers. You have changed your tune though as you know this is a widely inaccurate and ambiguous thing to say. You're now trying to say it understeers more than it's competitors. You are not qualifying that by stating that "when driven like a bell end with no qualms about putting it in a ditch".

Ah, the "you're not driving it right brigade - again!!! (You've tried this one before many times)

Yes, you said as much yourself. Getting it all squirrely at a roundabout. Get a grip of yourself. Fast and Furious is not real life.

Actually, it would be more like "This is a good car, not a great car, it's an all rounder. But as is the case with all rounders, they do most things capably, but aren't great any any one thing in particular. If you're after driver engagement and a exciting drive, there are better cars on the market for the same or less money" :)

The S3 is not a race car, nor does it advertise itself as one. It DOES NOT however, have a trait of understeering when driven at an appropriate speed and in keeping with the highway code. Please bare in mind that EVERY car will get out of shape if you push it beyond what it's capable of. If you are looking for a car that will accommodate reckless and hot headed driving, then buy a track day car and fit it with anti-roll bars, stiffer suspension, slick tyres and adjust the camber/caster. The S3 is a car for the sophisticated - not a hooligans choice of transport.
 
It is going - it's just not addressing the point you made months back which was your claim that the S3 understeers. You have changed your tune

We've addressed this before, in this very thread.
On your first appearance back in August 2015, I said:
"The S3 has poor grip and understeers in the dry easily too, relative to some other cars."

I haven't changed my 'tune'.
But obviously it's changed in your mind :)



The S3 is not a race car, nor does it advertise itself as one. It DOES NOT however, have a trait of understeering when driven at an appropriate speed and in keeping with the highway code.


You're correct. It is not a race car. It is, however in a competitive sector, the hot/hyper/premium hatch market.
In this marketplace, its driving dynamics and setup is poorer, compared to the competition.
Even so, for £35k, it is a pity to drive around the issues or limitations that this car has.

As for understeering - yes, it does.
Every car does, even within appropriate speed limits.
All modern mass produced cars are set up with understeer inherent in their design.
 
My sedan isn't in any hatch market. Still not understeering, at all.

Does V8 ever sleep - maybe that is the issue ?

I'm done with the thread. Nothing of value from V8.

As someone said, have fun ladies :)
 
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My sedan isn't in any hatch market. Still not understeering, at all.

Does V8 ever sleep - maybe that is the issue ?

I'm done with the thread. Nothing of value from V8.

As someone said, have fun ladies :)

Indeed. And there we have it. Put this one to bed. The S3 doesn't understeer under normal load. If you push it too far, sure, it'll understeer. But hardly the same as the salesman saying to you, yes this is a nice car but it understeers an awful lot.

I'm done too. I've proved my point.
 
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As for understeering - yes, it does.
Every car does, even within appropriate speed limits.
All modern mass produced cars are set up with understeer inherent in their design.

lets be a little more precise, for those who argue that modern cars aren't design for under steer. moderns cars are designed for neutral handling which when then becomes under-steer as under-steer is handled by most drivers, by lifting off the accelerator and thereby reducing speed.

of course as with every generalisation, there are exceptions.
 
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Indeed. And there we have it. Put this one to bed. The S3 doesn't understeer under normal load. If you push it too far, sure, it'll understeer. But hardly the same as the salesman saying to you, yes this is a nice car but it understeers an awful lot.
I'm done too. I've proved my point.

Actually, you've not proved a lot, other than you have some great misconceptions about many things, which is apparent throughout the thread.



Again, the salient point is that there is little point putting a 300PS engine in a car, and not really giving it all the correct bits and setup to be able to use all that 300PS effectively. Other manufacturers manage it, but clearly, Audi's priorities lie elsewhere.


No shame in that, you just buy the car that meets your needs.
 
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