best "saying" when you let one rip

Gazwould · Jul 27, 2017

My toddler daughter is wise to that one now , lol .

MatthijsR · Nov 30, 2017

Does anyone else smell popcorn?

Just to make them inhale deeply

Pinky1959 · Dec 1, 2017

Backfire !

Charlie Farley · Dec 1, 2017

Bum Burp..lol

Samuel c5 Q · Apr 8, 2018

Fire in the hole.

Or

One, two, three, four, lift your leg and let it roar.

Samuel c5 Q · Apr 15, 2018

Forgot about this car one.

"Oh no, I've just had a blow out at 100mph."

Samuel c5 Q · Apr 22, 2018

Oh no captain we've got a breech in the hull.

Leevr · Nov 22, 2018

well i'm one fart short of a shart!

Daniel1512 · Nov 22, 2018

ive just blown my backdoor out
my dump valve has just blown

Seanchadwick2k3 · Nov 22, 2018

The carpet frogs are back again..

Or dependant on the noise

My ars3 just gulped

Baka · Nov 22, 2018

joe_echo said:
Keep shouting sir we'll find you

We used to do a variate on this from an episode of Father Ted.

'Keep talking vicar, we'll find you'.