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    Car Park Noobs

    Along the same lines, there was a Bentley Continental parked in a disabled bay (no disabled badge, obviously) at the local Asda the other week - talk about being out of place...
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    Just give me 5 minutes alone with them...

    I've heard a copule of times that the Police have caught someone for the damage caused round by me but nothing more specific than that. It's certainly not been in the local rag or news... It's looking more and more like the culprits have got away scot free. Again. :banghead:
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    Just give me 5 minutes alone with them...

    :yes::iagree:
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    Tamils protest in London

    :iagree: Would they back us if anything happened here? I very much doubt it, they'd ****** off back home out of the way.
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    Just give me 5 minutes alone with them...

    Not happened to mine but has to a few people I know, just round the corner from my parents' too... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7977351.stm They've reduced an 80 year old fella to tears - he's never had a claim on his insurance in all his driving career so just takes the...
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    Fog Lights

    Anyone else noticed that the majority of fog light culprits (especially the front fogs) are French cars? They seem to be round this neck of the woods anyway.
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    £30 fine :(

    Andymac's post has already confirmed what the digit requirements are... The problems start with the German plates because the letters aren't based on the 'Charles Wright' font (whoever the frig he was?) and if you have the stadt stickers on that's even worse. I'm just waiting to get stopped...
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    £30 fine :(

    I've just swapped mine back to the normal UK types - car's going in to be assessed for the insurance job tomorrow so don't want to give them any ammo not to pay out!
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    Idiots who try to make there 1.1 punto's look like a spaceship!

    Polish a ****, all you get is a shiny ****. There's a whole thread dedicated to these numpties here!
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    Stupid Car Names

    Mate of mine's called Marcos - he's actually a member on here but doesn't log on very often. His loss...
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    Stupid Car Names

    Nissan did a special edition(?) of the Micra called the Wave :wtf: . Then there's the Isuzu Big Horn (Trooper to you and me) and the Mitsubishi T-Box (say it quickly!)
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    CAR PARKS...GRRRRRRR

    Another one of my pet hates this one - plain, old fashioned disrespect for others' property. Along the same lines is when someone parks so close you can't get back in your car. Now I'm not the slimmest of people so I usually park in such a way that there's enough room for me to get my fat ****...
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    Bought vs. Brought

    English - great ain't it?!
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    Fog lights!

    Not sure whether his is the same everywhere else but around my way, all the culprits seem to drive French cars. Usually with one or more lights out.
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    At the end of the day

    Another that winds me up is when people use verbs as nouns e.g. 'a new build' or 'a big ask' - nooooo!!!!!! It's a new BUILDING, or a LOT TO ask. For f**k's sake you ignorant dipsh!t, learn the language or f**k off to somewhere that doesn't have English as it's first language! Like America...
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    Bought vs. Brought

    Nice one Jeff! :applaus: :icon_thumright:
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    Bought vs. Brought

    Just found this. Looks like it could be a laugh - obviously I've checked out a couple on the F list just to make sure it's worth looking at!
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    Bought vs. Brought

    Sorry SamDude, don't want to slate your education but meaning of brought. That's like "sickth" - the new version of sixth!
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    Bought vs. Brought

    Give yourself a gold star young man! :p There's also: Two, to and too, as and has, whose and who's and there, their and they're to name a few more. It used to bother me more than it does now so I must be mellowing in my old age. The only time it really ****** me off is when someone like a...
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    Why is it so F--in hard to open carrier bags???

    :respekt: :lmfao: