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Poor Earth on the amp and poor signal cable would result in that - especially if it happens more on turn on / off. Shakey rumble when on and a pop when turned off. A humming is usually from interferance, which is normally down to poor quality Phono Leads.

Is there a 'Shed of the week' type page on this site?

SNAP. Who though of putting that in the ****** boot, any way? Case closed. Cheers!

A man's laying in bed with his new Thai wife, she keeps stroking his **** and he says, "You like that a lot, don't you?" She replies, "No, I just miss mine!"

A man goes to a 24 hour garage, he walks up to the outside counter and says to the girl inside, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky..." She goes off and returns with a Kit kat Chunky. The man replies, "NO, I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat c*nt!"

I just came out of a chippie and there was a tramp on the floor outside. He said, "I haven't eaten for 2 days..." I said, "I wish I had your will power!"

Police are investigating after a man was found dead, having drowned in his bowl of Mueseli. They believe he was pulled in by a strong currant.

I need to find the paint code for my R reg 2.8Q but can't find it anywhere on the car. 1. Where can I find it, or, 2. Does anyone know the code for my car? The colour is that blue/purple metallic colour that changes from blue to purple in the sun. I think it was only as an optional extra at...

Goodwood track day?

I think they're different as I've just spent ages hunting for a set for my 2.8 Q Saloon before finally finding somewhere that did them.

Very nice but anything that's not 'general public' Stuff is generally driven by knobs But I Can't See any footballers having one of these. So it Could be worse. Coolest car ever? Mass produced motoring to the public and although not fast compared to this, it feels it!

Absolute Gash. Money can't buy you taste...

Why have one when the S5 is So much classier! The new ones ok but you know who's going to Spoil it...

I'd rather have a Mk1 and Stick 2 fingers up to the Government as they're Tax Exempt!

No word of a lie, I Saw one yesterday on the road on the A27 in Chichester Sussex! Silver with an awful Square fog light on the back and a square nunberplate that didn't fit well either. I thought it was a 350 with a body kit on it at 1st but it wasn't. Cool until Chavs buy them through...

Anything you have to plug a computer into annoys me... Pre 1980 is the way forwards. No, pre '72 actually - no road tax, cheap insurance, most construction and use laws don't apply, you can fix anything for a score and... no ECUs!

Spot on, driven sensibly with Shell V-Power and an engine chip, I got 380 out of my last tank! (That was mainly dual carriageways at about 55/60 mph though) Came in at 32mpg. Normally get 29/30 but try not to do town driving. Seriously, Shell V-Power is good stuff - I get a much better...

The Mrs has a '97 MK3 Cabriolet 1.8 8v and getting into it from the comfort of my 2.8 A4 Quattro, was decidedly worried my dearest was driving around in a car that you have to bury the brake pedal into the floor mat to halt the thing. The front discs are EBC, pads are EBC green stuff and the...

Man Hole? That's a **** name...