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  1. The Maestro

    Parking Ticket Charge - Where do we stand??

    Under the law, by which all things count whether private or council land, if you have not "parked with the intention to defraud" and therefore have a paid ticket then you will win the case in court, certainly. If the ticket fell onto the floor then you can claim that you put it on the dash and...
  2. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    Is it time to take a moment out, draw a list of those so far and do a straw-poll? everyone may vote for their own, but those who haven't posted, only viewed, will alter the biased outcome, lol. Just an idea ...:tapedshut:
  3. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    Nice - though they drive like **** for most of us unless you're an unforgiving racing-head. Still, best car posted since my posts (tee hee)
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    Had a visit from a beast

    Beautiful car and I'd take an XKR over an R8, Modena or Aston (who wants an Aston with Ford sqitchgear all over it and a Mondeo key fob). One thing with the XKR though - it's a pure bitch widow-maker in the wet, just like a TVR! Good times buddy, nice one
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    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    I'm curious as to his interest - maybe he should come out rather than 'probing' (ooh err) others' sexuality. Anyway, before I appear unnecessarily defensive: I see that ugly cheap pink thingy Nilz posted and raise you this: But nothing much will beat the first car posted on here (IMHO) -...
  6. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    I'm curious as to his interest - maybe he should come out rather than 'probing' (ooh err) others' sexuality. Anyway, before I appear unnecessarily defensive: I see that ugly cheap pink thingy Nilz posted and raise you this: But nothing much will beat the first car posted on here (IMHO) - the...
  7. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    Sad that the car is easily attainable but the girls to go with it aren't, lol...perhaps!
  8. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    Lol, eat this! I see your audi concept and raise you this ..... Ladies Included!
  9. The Maestro

    Speed Camera Paranoia

    Absolutely! It's one of those things you just won't miss; be it raining or blindingly sunny
  10. The Maestro

    Speed Camera Paranoia

    As Oranoco said, you were either flashed or you're blind - it's a shocking flash-light and impossible to miss as it reflects in your three mirrors! The traffic-light cameras give about 1 seconds grace over the line, it's the blatant jumpers that get flashed, not the slpit-second oops. Anyway...
  11. The Maestro

    Speed Camera Paranoia

    Exactly, if you're on the white lines, chill. The trigger is the rectangular pressure-pad before the white lines (dashes) - and if you've not seen the pressure-pad before you'll notice them from now on (lol) - they're highlighted by a shiny bitumen seal over the outline of the bit of road they...
  12. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    I wouldn't say "Ultimate" but damn close. Awesome car
  13. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    OIY, Mods...me thinks this thread needs editing again - some major offences have been committed below since the sublime grace of my Aston Martin adorned this thread. Sort it out! Lol
  14. The Maestro

    eurolight sticker...HOW TO GET THE BUGGERS OFF?????

    GT 43!!!!! Gets everything off
  15. The Maestro

    The worse car show... In the world!

    Chav-Car day out. Ridiculous but everyone needs their fun lol.
  16. The Maestro

    Engine Oil

    Castrol, fully synthetic. Oil and filter every 5,000 miles.
  17. The Maestro

    I see your **** and I raise you ****

    Well, I'll see all the crap below and raise you with this.......... I give you: 1 1985 Aston Martin Vantage Volante. Think about it.
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    strange happenings

    :applaus:
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