A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'
The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
I'm a defective parrot.'
'Holy crap,' the guy replies.
A Irish hobo walks into a pub in London, and approaches the barman.
"If I show you an amazing trick, will you give me a free drink?"
"Sure" says the barman.
So the hobo takes a tiny rat from his pocket along with a tiny piano. The rat cracks his knuckles and begins to play the blues.
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me
Was an ok film. Easy to watch, bit long winded imo, was expecting to be a bit scared but not thrilling or scary at all. Cgi well produced. It was like an everyday life kinda thing (obviously not everyday you get a tsunami) just general. If you know what I mean.
Hope fully we can make this a blast, please copy and paste to add your name...
1. The Doctor (Paul), Silver S3 8L
2. FranA3 (Fran), Red A3 8P
3. L1 HCS, Ming Blue A3 8L
4. Voorhees S3 8L (If still got)
5. JoJo (Joe) S3 8L
6. Stacey Bear, Ming Blue A3 8L
7. Generalwest, Nogaro Blue S3 8L
Hi admin. I personally was gutted not to see Audi-Sport.net banners or flag at GTI int this year.. (we did have a nice audi flag thanks to drmole). Anyway there are still future events to be held esp aitp and audi driver and it would be great if the existing massive ASN banners and flags will...