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  1. The Maestro

    Under the influenced; or...******

    Evening guys Just to let you know I'm viewing and replying to posts completely and utterly drunk out of my box (moderator, sorry)
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    IPhone 3GS Jailbroken???

    Does anyone have an iPhone, 3GS but jailbroken with the Blackra1n software?
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    Anyone Noticed Audis' Design Flaw?

    Has anyone noticed, mentioned, moaned about, the way the profile of bodywork behind the rear wheels on Avant's and S5's throws water and muck straight up the back? Don't know why I forgot about this for so long - maybe because I don't have my Avant anymore, but I was forever washing-wiping the...
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    Out Of The Frying Pan

    Just been watching "Out Of The Frying Pan" on BBC2 and this week's "Dinner For Duncan" - that would be Duncan Bannatyne. D'you know what? I'm so glad I have a simple palate because if I was SOOOOOOOOO fussy about food, insisting on regionally sourced food, exotic far flung ingredients and...
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    What's The Difference Between A Woman And A Fridge?

    A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out! Ouch! And, Mr. Moderators, there are no swear words in that - save its guttural inuendo - so damn you if it's edited or deleted cause that's a top joke, lol.
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    Autoglym Lifeshine.

    Hi Guys, As my previous posts relate, I've delved into the DIY detailing routine, used my X6 as a tester before touching the new, hallowed Audi. So I was thinking today, with my novice-detailer mind-set, "Hang on ... I had Autoglym lifeshine slapped on my car ... will that need dealing with...
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    Register Remap With Insurance Co Or Not?

    Hi Guys, It seems like a silly question and I know the legitimate answer (yes) but just wondering who did/didn't notify the insurance co of their remap etc., and the various consequences and ins and outs of it all. Cheers
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    My 1st Semi-Pro Detailing - BMW X6

    Hi Guys, Well, for years I myself, physically, have only ever snow-foamed, washed (2 bucket method), chamoised (yes, tut tut, I know), waxed and then glossed, all using the autoglym products. Had some of my previous cars professionally detailed but never really took an interest in what they...
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    Winter Tyres; Summer Tyres. Should I bother and why?

    I'd appreciate one's thoughts/experiences. Thanks
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    Saw Shutter Island this evening ..

    What a head f**k!
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    Who rates Victoria Wax products?

    Just wondering if any of you have used, kept using and rate "Victoria Wax" products. Thanks
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    Anyone Got A Subwoofer?

    Hi Guys, Got a new Audi S3 Sportback and wanting a subwoofer in the boot. Anyone with the same car who's done the same thing... comments and details please. Thanks :s3addict:
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    Who's got a subwoofer?

    Hi Guys, Got a new Audi S3 Sportback and wanting a subwoofer in the boot. Anyone with the same car who's done the same thing... comments and details please. Thanks :s3addict:
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    Forum Newbie

    Hi Guys - new to the forum but not to Audi. Wouldn't buy anything else! Really appreciate the existence of this cool forum!
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