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  1. J45SON

    2012 MOT problems for HID Lights, got a conversion?

    one of my mates who's in the police, sent me these links regarding MOT's and HID convertions for next year. thought it was worth a read.... Aftermarket HID (Xenon) headlamps j
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    bye bye audi

    well, after 3 1/2 years, the audi is going this week. averaging £80+ p/wk never mind the cost in parts is really getting beyond a joke. so, good-bye 4 rings, hello, blue oval. opting for a new mondeo titanium x in black, with a few goodies, sat nav, spoiler, leather/alcantara etc. not too...
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    Lower grille stolen... ggrrrr

    some thieving little scum-bag has stolen the centre grille from the lower half of my bumper. really ****** off, as I'm beginning to think the car is being targeted. first, the dust-caps are stolen, then replaced, then stolen again - thought, pesky kids. second, 2 tyres damaged, 4 days apart...
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    treating the car to an audi service

    going to put the old gal into stirling audi tomorrow for a service and mot - going to use the wee cheque book discount offers i got through the post so looking forward to seeing if they try to rob me of more cash....
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    The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex... Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would...
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    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes...
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    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word...
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    old americans

    A groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These' she explained...
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    Paul The Octopus

    once got knocked out by Paul the octopus. it was a sucker punch :applaus:
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    Sky+ HD & Sound

    Guy's, hopefully you can help me with this one. My brother-in-law has asked me to install his new Samsung 40" LCD TV, in his new house, which will include moving his Sky+ HD box. Now as the TV will be wall mounted, with the box connected, will he need 5.1 speakers to hear HD on his new TV? I'm...
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    My New Meerkat Exhaust

    I picked up the car yesterday from Meerkat Exhausts in Kilbrnie and was very impressed with their work. I have enclosed a couple of pics for you and as you notice from the 1st one, I have done away with the mid-silencer. It gives a really sweet growl now, but not too noisy for the kids to be in...
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    A80 roadworks....

    as if the A80 upgrade wasn't bad enough just now, it took me 1hr & 20mins just to drive from Auchenkilns to the Moodiesburn traffic lights on thursday morning due to a flood at the lights and everyone having to go into the nearside lane. :banghead: anyone else had that problem yesterday?
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    Apple TV - Any Good??

    hi peeps, i'm thinking of asking Santa for an apple TV box - has anyone got one? are they any good? etc? now only £99 and it's as small as the palm of your hairy hand so sounds like a good buy to me. any help appreciated. ta j
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    The 92 Hour Challenge.... Help me raise funds for charity please

    hi folks, i'm looking to raise funds for Cancer Research UK, by driving around 92 english/welsh stadiums in 92 hours. all clubs covered in premiership, championship, 1st & 2nd division & wembley. to follow my blog, log onto & to donate, please go to...
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    some new pics

    pics of the HID's on with new H11's, LED numberplate lights & LED's fitted into the carpet so when the doors open they light up the footwell. comments welcome
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    i'm gonna start saving now..

    have you seen the proposed new Bugatti?? i love the attention to detail. it's only going to be £900k, BUT only 2 superchargers, so it may be a wee bit underpowered compared to the old a4 i have just now.. :w00t:
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    bought my HID kit today

    ended up with the HID conversion kit from HID Direct, 6000k @ 50w so should do the job!! getting them fitted in the morning so can't wait to see the difference. i feel like a kid at christmas again with a new toy. a bit sad i know. will keep you posted as to what i think.
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    Dart Vader Dances!!

    Found this and thought the wait for Darth Vader to come on was well worth it!!
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    ever lent a mate your car?

    one of my mates has been going through a rough time recently, bankruptcy due to his business going down, wife left him for another man, so he was really feeling low. when his car was threatened with repo i said that he could use mine for a while as i wasn't using it. i gave it to him in...
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    anyone a car salesman here?

    i have been offered a new job selling cars but haven't handed my notice in yet as i want to take a couple of days to think about it. my dilemas are: 1. leaving a relatively well paid job in I.T. sales, good basic but commission structure is changing due to the company being taken over. 2...