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  1. tony-b-3.2-v6

    My misses

    My Misses packed my bags and told me to get out, and as i walked out the front door she screamed......." I wish you a slow and painful death you Bas***d!" "Oh" I replied, "So you want me to stay now!"
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    Help no sound from rnse

    Tried this but to no avail its also started playing up and not finding my local stations think its something to do with my fin any help would be appreciated anyone know the best place to take it i live in the bolton area dont want to go to audi
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    Help no sound from rnse

    Hope someone can help my rnse has just stopped putting out any sound it still showing cd,s playing and sat nav but no sound Thanks in advance
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    Engine managment

    Hi People hope someone can help my engine managment light keeps coming on and putting the car into limp mode i have had it on vag he reset it and the code is this 16395 bank1,camshaft A (intake) ****** set point not reached (over advanced) P0011 not a plausible signal intermittent. I have...
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    Bangkok prostitute

    A bloke in a bangkok brothell ask the prostitute if she does anal "yes but i will have to wear a condom because i dont like getting **** on my ****"
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    I rang my wife at work today and said, "Do you fancy going for a few drinks and something to eat after work?" "Yes." She said, "I would love to." I said, "Great, will you get a case of lager and three pizzas, all the lads are coming round."
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    RS3/TT RS- 500BHP A1

    Check this beast out... Audi A1 Clubsport quattro
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    Advice needed PLEASE

    Hi all hope someone can help car started to slide on ice other day esp lights came on had to break coming to a junction car slid right across junction and hit a huge curb smashed my rs4 rep alloy and bent the botttom arm knocked the wheel 20mm back have had it fixed new wheel and arm tracking...
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    jordans gash

    went to the chippy earlier asked them for a jordans gash its a kebab with a few vegetables hanging out
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    A bit of friendly advice (NSFW... maybe)

    Just cancelled my order for one LMFAO:laugh:
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    Free remap anyone???

    Does it work on 54 3.2 v6 Thanks in advance
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    What do A3 owners do?

    Diamond driller and no i dont drill for diamonds Boo
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    Average age of the A3 forum

    A very young looking 44 everyone says i look about 35
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    A3 Votex Body Kit

    Hi guys mine has the kit on it it was on when i bought it i think it makes the car stand out got the pipes aswell pics on site check them out
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    I no that but the wife doesn't think so:lmfao:
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    Hi guys just a quick one i was out driving in the snow today wheels spun a bit and the esp light on my dash started to flash, I just want to no is the light on the dash suppose to be on for the esp to be active or should it be off. Ive got an esp on/off button on my dash but dont no if the light...
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    wifes left me

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    old farmer

    A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story, so he went up into the mountains were he found an old farmer sitting on his porch. He introduced himself, explained his mission, and asked, "Has anything ever happened here that made you...
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    Trouble trying to log in

    just an update deleted explorer of comp using firefox only have to log in the once happy days:o.k: