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    Audi biTDI remap results

    This is fascinating stuff, what's the best you can get from the 50 TDI engine?
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    Functions on demand

    This sounds like an awful development and will or me if buying from Audi in future. However, if I can buy a lower spec car and then get thousands of pounds worth of upgrades by visiting a back Street garage then it might work out. Unfortunately I think this will be a cynical move and try to...
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    Functions on demand

    This sounds like an awful development and will or me if buying from Audi in future. However, if I can buy a lower spec car and then get thousands of pounds worth of upgrades by visiting a back Street garage then it might work out. Unfortunately I think this will be a cynical move and try to...
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    Audi A7/A6 C8 50 tdi torque/gearbox software update

    Mines been in the Audi garage for over a week and they've completely cocked up the update. Waiting for them to figure out how to reflash the car to factory settings and start again
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    New A7 review 4 months in....disappointing.

    I swear my car is trying to kill me or eat me. W I reach to the back of the boot or need to rummage around I hear the dreaded beep beep and it's time to escape before the boot lid strikes me. My fault for calling my car Damien....
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    A7 quirks

    I have an 2018 A7 C8 and the steering wheel sits at an angle of 1 o'clock and seems to get worse. I've called Audi and they say they'll can be back. I had a courtesy car a6 c8 and that also was wonky leaning to the right. Are other having similar issues like this? Also the auto handbrake is...
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    Recall?

    Has anyone else had their A7 in for a recall? Mines been in for a couple of days now for a 6 hour software update, something to do with a drive linkage and some other thing. Apparently they've had some one else's in for over a week. Not sure when I'll get the car back yet.
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    Facelift Hard ride

    The answer is to ditch the fancy alloys and go for steelies.
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    Audi (the rest ) and Brexit

    It's getting a bit political on here for s car forum but I would say that if you still believe that brexit is a good idea I hope you trade in your German brand car and bub a British brand. And with clothes ditch the Adidas, puma etc and start wearing dunlop or something. And the electrical...
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    Audi Ensurance - brilliant free service

    I think this is good when it's not your fault and they claim all these costs at an exceptional rate from the other insurer. BMW do the same thing and it's great. I noticed that they were charging the other insurance company £500 a day for the 5 series I had as a courtesy car!
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    When will I be offered a new car on PCP?

    Yes I think I fell for that exact line. Also thought I'd be upgrading after 2 years but the numbers don't stack up so will probably keep the car for the full 4 years.
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    Any way to make indicator clicks louder?

    Put your head nearer the steering wheel
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    New to Audi and am I just being paranoid ?

    So we can all agree that the Audi gearbox is rubbish compared to BMW and mercedes but that doesn't matter as long as you're not in traffic or in a hurry but the ride is better in an Audi?
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    S4 B9 donwshift over rev

    I once took it over 3000 rpm
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    Your Next Car?

    I'm looking at new A7 all I can say is that advertising works on me as does shiny gadgets.
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    Are front ventilated seats standard on the B9 S-Line/Black Editions?

    I bought as a stock car new on a 66 reg. I was under the impression it was just an optional extra that was included
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    Are front ventilated seats standard on the B9 S-Line/Black Editions?

    It's a my2016 I think. A4 Avant sport 217 diesel. I love the cooling seats though they feel weird, but great in you're in a suit and need to keep cool.
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    Are front ventilated seats standard on the B9 S-Line/Black Editions?

    Mine has ventilated seats so must be available in the UK
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    Keep car running and locked

    Isn't our driveway private land?