Dirty vans......

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Saw a white van yesterday with "Cleaned by the NHS" written in the grime on the back of it. :lmfao:

What's the best quip you peeps have spotted?????
 
saw one the other day with "asylum seekers inside" written on the back with an intel like ring round it....Made me smile lol
 
I had written on the back of mine a few weeks ago "If you can read this then i must have lost my caravan" I had a good one last year it was the usual "i wish my wife was as dirty as this van " but someone had wrote underneath "she is ask you brother"
 
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I had written on the back of mine a few weeks ago "If you can read this then i must have lost my caravan" I had a good one last year it was the usual "i wish my wife was as dirty as this van " but someone had wrote underneath "she is ask you brother"
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lol haha
 
Another one i had before was "free airbag test hit here" with and arrow pointed down to the back bumper ,you can tell i dont was the van much !!!
 
I saw one last week that had "man love rules" someone else saw Top Gear LOL
Another good one was on a Toyota Pickup which said "Smile your skid ends here!"
 
Heart of gold
Nerves of steel
Nob of butter

Was the funniest i've seen, and you usually get 'more drops than santa' around xmas....
 
Some of these are well funny. Was getting a bored of seeing the usual "clean me" ones
 
'Wanted, apprentice for job as mudflap. Must be willing to travel' seen on van with one mudflap. I laughed.
 
colinra said:
'Wanted, apprentice for job as mudflap. Must be willing to travel' seen on van with one mudflap. I laughed.
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Should be 'must be flexible and willing to travel'.

I remember years ago seeing 'free Arthur Fowler' when he was in prison on Eastenders. Classic.
 
i once saw a white van which has a drawing of a man with a big knob looking like he was humping the "O" in the title

something like "O'Brians" lol
 
"Also available in white" is a classic and I'll give another vote for the "I wish my wife was this dirty" line and follow-up. I've also seen one that says "imagine what my pants are like" :puke:
 
Saw another one this morning: somebody had written "off" in the dirt next to the numberplate, which was "XX00 FAK"

FAK OFF!
 
On the back of a Securicor 'meat wagon' the morning after the climax to the last series of I'm a Celebrity was "I'm a prisoner, get me out of here"...raised a smile.
 
Not quite a van story, but at work we now have white trailers to stop environmentalists noticing its really a tesco trailer. The guys have taken to writing tesco stealth trailer on them.Made me laugh
 
mawhitey said:
Not quite a van story, but at work we now have white trailers to stop environmentalists noticing its really a tesco trailer. The guys have taken to writing tesco stealth trailer on them.Made me laugh
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Are you serious? Environmentalists are targetting Tesco trailers? What for?
 
OutLore said:
Are you serious? Environmentalists are targetting Tesco trailers? What for?
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they recon 1 out of 3 trailers is a Tesco trailer or some such statistic.All of the new units and trailers are going to be plain white with no livery to identify them at all

Tho, Tesco will own the world soon so does it matter !!!
 
On wednesday ,i saw a sticker on the back of a van which was made up in the style of a hows my driving sticker,which read "driving courtiously ?? --please report stolen" and i saw last year a coach with a sticker on its bumper which read " hows my driving ??? dont call us we know what he's like already " I took a picture of it and will post up if i can find it !!
 
Seen on the way home tonight: "For sale: one sponge, hardly used" :)
 
Seen "Free Arthur Fowler"

Today: "My Wife's Much Dirtier"
 
The best of all is nothing written. The best is a shape of a **** and BALSS. Nothing better in my opinion!
 
I am thinking we should start a sticky pics thread of things seen writen on the side of dirty vans!
 
Not on a van but on the back of a peugeot someone had drawn a speech bubble to the lion's mouth with "GRRRR" in it, which was funny in itself, but below that someone had written "easy tiger!"
 
joost said:
What sort of site do you take this for??? :p
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I think he's been chatting with Silver75, it'll be all about nadia and man-love next
 
I reckon every member that sees a dirty white van should write Free Arthur Fowler that way we can see how many members read this thread, call it market reserach
 
Spotted this morning, scrawled in the back of a Slovakian artic:

"I'm full of illegal immigrants"
 
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:sex:
 
smitch said:
Saw a white van yesterday with "Cleaned by the NHS" written in the grime on the back of it. :lmfao:

What's the best quip you peeps have spotted?????
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I just told the guys in the office this and we cracked up seeing as we all work for the NHS :) it was very relavent.
 
Seen on the back of a grubby Citroen Xantia:

"I wish my nephew was this dirty."
 
This is genius, as I do a ruck load of traveling for my work, I will keep my eyes peeled!!
The 'I'm a prisoner get me out of here' is a stroke of pre genius!

Seen on a condom machine in a pub....
If machine is not out of order, see Landlord. If machine in working order, see barmaid!!!
 
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