wa' appen pepl!!wtf?? cant work it out!!

funkidiva

funkidiva

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Hi Pepl!! I hope someone can help me!! am new to all dis so pls bear wiv me!!
I have an very much loved Audi 80e sport 2.0l, she has a problem I have established over the last 4 months after taking it into several garages who require their :asskicking: ......for rippin me off which is another story....she has a problem wiv the relays......but cuz i be a wench, they ommitted to tell me which ones are a problem.......established that it has something 2do wiv the temp sender that monitors engine temp and misture for cold starts has gone faulty.....the problem rectified for approx 6 weeks and now she has gon again.......when problem arises, the battery also goes very flat.....can anyone help??:respekt:
:idea: I stripped the engine to pieces as discovered air filter soaked wiv petrol and took out sparks and replaced them, and put on new leads....:confused: since had various bits done on garage advise .....at a :puke2:sickening cost of £280.00 but the part only cost £10.00:keule: any more ideas..not happy as she has lots of lif left in her and lot of new parts.......she drive a dream, bought her las year and hav done 22k since wivout a problem......pls help me!!!!!


funkidiva


 
BaBs said:
Are you new to the English language?
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I actually laughed out loud at that!

Funkidiva - I see you are new to the forum so welcome but I would also point out that 'text message' type posts are frowned up on here. This is a forum not SMS. Your post is incredable difficult to read and even after several attempts I am not sure exactly what you are asking.

I sincerely hope you find solutions to your issues but I'm not going to be the one to help you as I have no experience of the Audi 80. Sorry.
 
BaBs said:
Just had the following in an email from "funkidiva"




hmm....

lol
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Nothing really wrong with her email. Ok so spelling and punctuation are not her strong points but you did insult her so surely she has the right to respond.

I also had a PM from her thanking me for showing the errors of her ways and for not insulting her like others had.

She is new to the forum so come on, give the girl a break!
 
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funkidiva said:
With a name like that, how can u ask if I am new to the English Lanuage????
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This was my e-mail from Funkidiva. Don't take it personally mate, but I guess you understand now what we were getting at because I had a hard time understanding you too, no real need to go e-mailing me, you could have just PM'd me. No one is getting personal with you, just wait a few days a see who else gets the same treatment :beerchug:
 
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I think its a girl not a boy as in the original post she states she is a wench!
 
hi ya, thanks for reply, erm.........with me being a country bumpkin and a wench, what does that mean???
 
Right after reading through this can you explain better

Does the start car start ok when cold ?

Is battery problem when it has been cold in the morning?

What did the garage replace?

Lamdba sensor fault?

Cheers

Steve
 
I got a pm from Her confirming she is a Lady so maybe that will aid her in getting assitance in her issue from "The Boys".

And if shes hot n posts a piccy of herself then she will be beating off the people trying to help her.
 
Would this help?

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No offence intended funkidiva - welcome to this somewhat strange forum ;)
 
vrbob said:
And if shes hot n posts a piccy of herself then she will be beating off the people trying to help her...
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Good Gracious vrbob, this is not that kind of forum... ;-)

Funkidiva, welcome to the forum... and good luck with the car issue!
 
Ess_Three said:
I think I can hear shineydave vomitting.
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Why?

They do say beauty is skin deep. So she (as in the picture NOT funkydiva) must have very think skin.
 
Why do girls always type in pink and do little kisses on the end?

Looks a bit girlie to me..........
 
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