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coatesy · May 23, 2013

CHEZ said:
easier said than done!
alex could not score in a brothel with a bag of diamonds!

but your sir must be easier to pull than a lady of the night, you were all giddy when you came to see me, you couldn't wait to drop yo pantys

coatesy · May 23, 2013

superkarl said:
alright *****es.
Chez you in work today?? let us know how you get on looking for that bearing laa.

scroatsey, i agree with fred. But, im a soft **** and make my mrs her lunch everyday. What a ***** i am

haha you massive flange, i wouldn't be making our lass sarbos like

superkarl · May 23, 2013

this guy is a plucking idiot:

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-automotive-chat/189531-vag-6-speed-02m-02q-warning.html

Gti Jazz Blue · May 23, 2013

Hmm lunch for me was a delux doorstop Roast Beef and Horseradish sandwich on grannary.

Followed up with a banana.

Westy · May 23, 2013

I just had some mint aero cheesecake. Damn!

Gti Jazz Blue · May 23, 2013

Westy said:
I just had some mint aero cheesecake. Damn!

Damn you that sounds awesome.

Westy · May 23, 2013

Gti Jazz Blue said:
Damn you that sounds awesome.

Cheesecake Thursday every Thursday in the Microsoft building. It's so good. I need to get booked on more training courses.

Gti Jazz Blue · May 23, 2013

So how is your "The Microsoft Way" adjustment course going ? :blahblah1:

Westy · May 23, 2013

Gti Jazz Blue said:
So how is your "The Microsoft Way" adjustment course going ?

I have been fully brainwashed and I now wish to sell my iPhone and get a Nokia with windows on it. I shall also be getting more ram in my laptop, installing windows 8 and then applying for a job at Microsoft

crazy88 · May 23, 2013

superkarl said:
this guy is a plucking idiot:

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-automotive-chat/189531-vag-6-speed-02m-02q-warning.html

I just gave him +rep, cos all you ****'s are killing him here!

s3dave · May 23, 2013

me too ... you fcn animals

superkarl · May 23, 2013

jojo · May 23, 2013

crazy88 said:
I just gave him +rep, cos all you ****'s are killing him here!

s3dave said:
me too ... you fcn animals

Lmfao!, what this we're all killing him malarkey? I'm trying to be helpful, but Karl has forgot to take his medicine today maybe?

crazy88 · May 23, 2013

I'm just doing my good deed for the day

CHEZ · May 23, 2013

afternoon y'all!
just had a 3 hour power-nap! i am ready for anything! even a 12 hour night shift!
thought i would put this up http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/genera...dwichs-food-take-work-thread.html#post1879940
feel free to contribute fellow grafters.. :superman:

Jason.s · May 23, 2013

Westy said:
I have been fully brainwashed and I now wish to sell my iPhone and get a Nokia with windows on it. I shall also be getting more ram in my laptop, installing windows 8 and then applying for a job at Microsoft

My mate had to go through 7 interviews for Microsoft working in the Xbox live department. Fcked him about loads and still never gave him a job in the end. Dont do it.

Westy · May 23, 2013

Don't worry I won't go for a job at Microsoft. Unless one at the Cambridge branch becomes available

Jason.s · May 23, 2013

Had your review yet? Was coming up soon wasn't it?

camscockle20vT · May 23, 2013

I ****** love costco, I need this tv in my life

Also saw a good tent for you bunch of bandits for inters.

it could be coatseys brothel tent.

ScottD3 · May 23, 2013

camscockle20vT said:
I ****** love costco, I need this tv in my life View attachment 15947.

That's bigger than my sitting room!!

Jason.s · May 23, 2013

Picked up a 2 bedroom tunnel tent from halfords for my mate yesterday. That was 36quid so not bad for those camping at inters.

camscockle20vT · May 23, 2013

ScottB5 said:
That's bigger than my sitting room!!

Yeh I want it in my bathroom lol

s3dave · May 23, 2013

Alright guys... nearly the bank holiday weekend... :yahoo:

just having a warm up few...

camscockle20vT · May 23, 2013

s3dave said:
Alright guys... nearly the bank holiday weekend... just having a warm up few...

On a school night?

Im off to great yarmoth monday, one place iv never been.

s3dave · May 23, 2013

camscockle20vT said:
On a school night?

Hell yeah!

camscockle20vT · May 23, 2013

s3dave said:
Hell yeah!

One beer usually turns into 12, so I stay clear on school nights, I have very little self control.

Jason.s · May 23, 2013

Dave drinks whatever the night lol. No stopping him.

s3dave · May 23, 2013

Jason.s said:
Dave drinks whatever the night lol. No stopping him.

In moderation Jason, most times...i do like to knock it up a gear at the weekends though...

Jason.s · May 23, 2013

Of course

coatesy · May 24, 2013

Yey Friday ! Got a half day today, Buzzer!

Gti Jazz Blue · May 24, 2013

Sat at JKM whilst they fit a rear Whiteline ARB

Westy · May 24, 2013

Back in The office today. Doing my expense claim from the course.

Mrs is away this weekend on a hen do so I've got some mates coming up to stay. Few beers in the local boozer tonight then all day carnage in Cambridge tomorrow. :beerchug:

s3dave · May 24, 2013

Westy said:
Few beers in the local boozer tonight then all day carnage in Cambridge tomorrow.

Ever won anything at MECCA?

CHEZ · May 24, 2013

s3dave said:
Ever won anything at MECCA?

nar, it will be a game of dominoes followed by pie and pea supper!

Jason.s · May 24, 2013

Trendy wine bars? It is Cambridge after all.

Westy · May 24, 2013

You guys are so funny...

Jason.s · May 24, 2013

Good isnt it

Sandra · May 24, 2013

Afternoon all, whats everyones plans for the bank holiday weekend? x

coatesy · May 24, 2013

Sandra said:
Afternoon all, whats everyones plans for the bank holiday weekend? x

Going to get drunk and get my boobs out.

You got any plans ? x

Westy · May 24, 2013

I'm going to get drunk on Prune Juice...

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