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W3STY said:
Madrass/Jalfrezi is my limit. Fahl/Vindaloo, no way. I once had a mouthful of fahl and went blind for 10 minutes, no lie!!!
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vindaloo is about as hot as i can enjoy.
The fahl was just a 'how hot can it be' moment. And since then il just get one for the comedy. My dad nearly had a heart attack, he only goes as far as massala
 
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superkarl said:
vindaloo is about as hot as i can enjoy.
The fahl was just a 'how hot can it be' moment. And since then il just get one for the comedy. My dad nearly had a heart attack, he only goes as far as massala
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Same, anything after that is just a bit much for me.

Always worth putting some bog roll in the fridge.

I remember getting booted out of an Indian restaurant once for asking the waiter if Indians got 'ring sting'.
 
I had a pepperoni pizza late on last night with oooodles of chilli sauce. My 07:45 visit to the pool could of gone through the eye of a needle thus morning.
Rihanna = total dirt bag. And probably gives out brown wings for fun. And she likes her leather cat suits.
That's three reasons to go balls deep right there.

I'd do time for some of that :yes:
 
Welly said:
I remember getting booted out of an Indian restaurant once for asking the waiter if Indians got 'ring sting'.
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hahaha love it. Any more than buna I'm done in... Done see the fun in sweating into my food. Plus I got a stomach like a 2 Yr old!
 
Well, quest to be calm and lazy and not get angry have failed.
Arguing in work with a fella because he wont take it tht i reckon I can get to london in 3 hours.
His 'if i havnt done it no one can' attitude really grinds my gears!
 
superkarl said:
Well, quest to be calm and lazy and not get angry have failed.
Arguing in work with a fella because he wont take it tht i reckon I can get to london in 3 hours.
His 'if i havnt done it no one can' attitude really grinds my gears!
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Deep breaths.....


.. but if that fails, smash him in the face!
 
Ha funny story has come to mind with regards to bi girlfriends. I once got my mrs to get into her mate in front of me in our local club, I was so ****** and excited i proceeded to flop my Wang out. Apparently I took it too far :(
 
superkarl said:
Ha funny story has come to mind with regards to bi girlfriends. I once got my mrs to get into her mate in front of me in our local club, I was so ****** and excited i proceeded to flop my Wang out. Apparently I took it too far :(
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Dude, I feel your pain....

I would have probably done the same thing.

My missus's hot tub has seen some fun times with various friends... lol
 
Welly said:
Dude, I feel your pain....

I would have probably done the same thing.

My missus's hot tub has seen some fun times with various friends... lol
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My mates hot tub has seen some action too :whistle2:

All I hear from him after every other weekend is "I've got to drain the tub again after (enter name here) emptied their spuds into some bird in it" lol

I always offer to go round there and baby sit with my GF ;)
 
W3STY said:
My mates hot tub has seen some action too :whistle2:

All I hear from him after every other weekend is "I've got to drain the tub again after (enter name here) emptied their spuds into some bird in it" lol

I always offer to go round there and baby sit with my GF ;)
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Yes mate, hot tubs rock. The only annoying thing is boning in them is hard work as you have to push against the water, thus you can't go as hard.
 
Welly said:
Yes mate, hot tubs rock. The only annoying thing is boning in them is hard work as you have to push against the water, thus you can't go as hard.
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Got some decent shower action in Cyprus. We had one of those Jacuzzi showers with the jets that come out the wall. I thought we'd get charged extra for the amount of water we'd used at the end of the week ;)
 
superkarl said:
It also goes squeeky lol

I advise you all to get a trampoline as well as a hot tub! Bouncy boobies as well as bubbly wet ones!

Gigidy
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Well i have a trampoline in the garden! Not so good if the neighbours look out their windows though!
 
Welly,

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ooh good plan! Challenge his manlyhood, that might actually work...

Yeah he'll defo be too much of a wimp to do it :ninja:
 
Nice try peoples..... however those particular photos (and videos) are for my enjoyment only....

You can try and attack my manhood - it won't work.... Mwhahahahaha
 
superkarl said:
He must be gay and 'respect' the womens rights or something. Pffft
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Well, I deffo don't putt from the rough... lol.

Nothing to do with respecting women's rights, it's got to do with me being rumbled once by an unknown ASN grass already in the past for distributing material on here...
 
There is a spy amongst our ranks who dobs Welly in to one of his misses' mates

what welly said... WItch Hunt
 
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