You Sir are a gentleman! What is your tipple and I will ensure you're well compensated!
I've only had the car a week, so doing a bit of reading on the most popular tweaks but I was thinking:
1) Alarm chirp
2) DVD in motion (if that's possible via VCDS)
3) Needle sweep on startup
Can do anything you find on the VCDS tweaks pages that the car allows.

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