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If one more person walks through a door that I am politely holding open for them without saying thanks I am going trip them over and as they land on their head I am going to smash the door repeatedly against their temple only stopping when I sight the first drop of blood falling from their ear or a bit of dribble running down their cheek.

The end.
 
jojo said:
See if you was wearing a posh watch, they'd say thanks! :moa:
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:lmfao:


Are you trying to tell me that this little beauty commands no respect???

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aythreee said:
If one more person walks through a door that I am politely holding open for them without saying thanks I am going trip them over and as they land on their head I am going to smash the door repeatedly against their temple only stopping when I sight the first drop of blood falling from their ear or a bit of dribble running down their cheek.

The end.
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Never move to Germany bud, you'll become a mass murderer.
 
I tend to find saying "Your Welcome" loudly, embrasses them into reality (and out of their own self important selfish little world) to say thank you.
 
I have to say though, whilst walking into a shopping mall the other day and following an old man, a woman in front of him held the door open momentarily for him to grab hold of, so you'd think he would do the same thing with me following him in right? But NO, the old timer realised the door was about to shut and sped up to sneak through the gap before it closed fully, he nearly got caught, and I was sooo tempted to kick the door into him as he sneaked through, the cheeky ******.
 
auroan said:
I tend to find saying "Your Welcome" loudly, embrasses them into reality (and out of their own self important selfish little world) to say thank you.
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Haha, probably would, usually.
But I was walking out of the gents toilets at the time and saying that to a man leaving just behind me might have given the wrong impression to onlookers. :ohmy:
 
jojo said:
I have to say though, whilst walking into a shopping mall the other day and following an old man, a woman in front of him held the door open momentarily for him to grab hold of, so you'd think he would do the same thing with me following him in right? But NO, the old timer realised the door was about to shut and sped up to sneak through the gap before it closed fully, he nearly got caught, and I was sooo tempted to kick the door into him as he sneaked through, the cheeky ******.
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You should've clipped his heel so he fell over and landed on his old man nose.
 
This gets to me quite a bit. There's a guy at our business who just won't acknowledge me as I am technically not one of the directors, so appear to be beneath him. He will not say a word when I greet him in the mornings and hold doors open etc.

So I may or may not have started talking at him ;)

"Morning John, you well? Yeah not bad myself thanks, busy? Yeah same. See you soon."

Really good when I corner in the kitchen ;)
 
Aythreee - You gotta do something about that anger mate, it'd gonna eat you up inside :tocktock:

I proscribe a move out of London - It's the best thing i've ever done.

I live Surrey/West Sussex boarders; People smile at you and say hello in the street, great roads etc.
 
Good 2 B A Gooner said:
Aythreee - You gotta do something about that anger mate, it'd gonna eat you up inside :tocktock:

I proscribe a move out of London - It's the best thing i've ever done.

I live Surrey/West Sussex boarders; People smile at you and say hello in the street, great roads etc.
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Too late mate, I'm consumed by rage already! The damage has been done.
 
Good 2 B A Gooner said:
Hang on a mo - You a Bin-Dipper and you live in London.... :noway:

No wonder your bitter about The Arsenal!
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lol, nah, in the 'invicibles' days I liked them, quite a lot.

And what's so wrong about being a LIVERPOOL supporter living in London??
I've got ties. :icon_thumright:
 
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I hate this too, i get this most days aswell, i too work and live in London, one day i expect i will snap and end up flipping out on someone. I do look forward to it :gun2:
 
Keeno said:
Ahahaha! I was willing him to do it all the way through...
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Ha ha ha ha ha, that is BRILLIANT!

Reminds me of that bit in Dumb and Dumber where that guy is on the phone with that weedy guy moaning outside, then he twats him through the glass.
 
Someone has only gone and done it AAAAGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

What's the name of that film where it all gets too much for Michael Douglas and he flips out??
Well anyway, if on tonight's news you see reports of some London roadworks being bazooka'd and a McDonalds being shot up because the Big Macs don't look anything like they do on the posters, then you'll know why.
 
you need to emigrate to America and become a postal worker,things will ease off then :eyebrows:
 
Im with you eyethree , there's some right effin pig's about and you know what it seems to be the upper class that do it most like in mark's and spencer's , Its just full of TW&T'S i tend to say thank's alot loud if someone doesnt say it ive actually called someone a ignorent pig ......

The next time someone does it i may set them on fire ...lol hahahahahhahaha
 
Annoying isnt it, sooo many do it, and seem to love doing it too and the reactions they envoke! Idiots!
 
Only ever hold double doors open.If they dont say thanks for the first set, the second set goes in thier face.So satisfying.
 
10blazin said:
Im with you eyethree , there's some right effin pig's about and you know what it seems to be the upper class that do it most like in mark's and spencer's , Its just full of TW&T'S i tend to say thank's alot loud if someone doesnt say it ive actually called someone a ignorent pig ......

The next time someone does it i may set them on fire ...lol hahahahahhahaha
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Too posh to give thanks, eh?! :yes:

Sarah's A3 said:
Annoying isnt it, sooo many do it, and seem to love doing it too and the reactions they envoke! Idiots!
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It definitely is more common now. Sometimes I wonder if it's done on purpose, for a reaction.

john herman said:
Only ever hold double doors open.If they dont say thanks for the first set, the second set goes in thier face.So satisfying.
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:idea:
 
john herman said:
Only ever hold double doors open.If they dont say thanks for the first set, the second set goes in thier face.So satisfying.
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I done this yesterday! Made me feel a little better in fact. I had to go shopping and naturally held a door open for someone walking in behind me, didnt get any thanks, the next set of doors in the store got slammed right behind myself HAHA
 
And so the mice roar!!!I vote that everyone goes into thier local town this weekend and 'hovers' around double doored shops waiting to slam the wa*^kers.revenge is sweet.
 
Right John, I'll meet you in Touchwood, and we can go door slamming, just for the fun of it!!! ;)
 
It does my head in loads, I noticed it last time I was down in the big smoke on business. But thankfully back into Leeds where theres slightly fewer ***** that don't know how to say "thanks"...
 
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