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People (mainly women) with massive amounts of key rings, key fobs, pictures of there dogs and other plastic parafanalia on there car keys..!!
Just why?
Just why?
Before the days of remote c/l these key hoarders had the most horrendous helicopter scratches around the door locks .
I keep keys and ignition keys seperate now as they can scratch the dashboard.
Now the modern day carnage is the so called protective door edge strips .
People just don't know what they are doing...
I keep keys and ignition keys seperate now as they can scratch the dashboard.
Now the modern day carnage is the so called protective door edge strips .
People just don't know what they are doing...
The total MUPPETS that don't join the queue when approaching roadworks on the M74 then expect to be given room to push in,
Tailgaters who don't see there is a queue in front.
The Police Scotland ( S)Camera van doing steady 80mph up the M74 , A bit cheeky considering they had obviously been out shooting speeders.
Tailgaters who don't see there is a queue in front.
The Police Scotland ( S)Camera van doing steady 80mph up the M74 , A bit cheeky considering they had obviously been out shooting speeders.
No wreaths on loved ones graves this year , as the last lot got pinched !
Any treaty the UK has with the USA - the USA rarely if ever honours their side of an agreement!
Do remember Harry Dunn.
And take care if driving anywhere near RAF (LOL) Croughton, Northamptonshire and/or near by any American who typically can't, anyway...
Do remember Harry Dunn.
And take care if driving anywhere near RAF (LOL) Croughton, Northamptonshire and/or near by any American who typically can't, anyway...
Chlorinated chicken from America.
The only American chicken wanted here in the UK has a name, Anne Sacoolas
RIP Harry Dunn
The only American chicken wanted here in the UK has a name, Anne Sacoolas
RIP Harry Dunn
I hate road cyclops.
These idiots who drive with only one headlamp working or these tw@ts who's bulb of one headlamp shines everywhere, especially at you
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WTF?! Just sort out your bulbs!
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These idiots who drive with only one headlamp working or these tw@ts who's bulb of one headlamp shines everywhere, especially at you
.WTF?! Just sort out your bulbs!
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Type 2 Diabetes. Could murder a chocolate biscuit. 
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People who walk/run, on roads, wearing dark clothing during the hours of darkness.
Traffic Light Wasters. You know what I mean.
The lights change to Green & you can FEEL their thought process for the next chain of events..... it goes something like this:
"Ah, the pretty light colour's changed to green. Eeeeeeeeer now then, that means I've got to do something. Um, I think it means I can go.
Now then, how do I go about that. Well I need a gear, but which one? First should do it. So, that means I need the clutch so lets do that then. Now I can shift the stick into first. BUT need to go real easy on letting the clutch out so it goes like it should.
There, that seems to be moving now but what else do I need?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, Now then, If I remember correctly, I have to use the accelerator too but thats too scary so I'll just let the car creep away instead.
Reckon no-one will notice........."
BUT I DO!!!!! Cos only 3 cars made it through the lights. And I'm NOT one of them. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The lights change to Green & you can FEEL their thought process for the next chain of events..... it goes something like this:
"Ah, the pretty light colour's changed to green. Eeeeeeeeer now then, that means I've got to do something. Um, I think it means I can go.
Now then, how do I go about that. Well I need a gear, but which one? First should do it. So, that means I need the clutch so lets do that then. Now I can shift the stick into first. BUT need to go real easy on letting the clutch out so it goes like it should.
There, that seems to be moving now but what else do I need?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, Now then, If I remember correctly, I have to use the accelerator too but thats too scary so I'll just let the car creep away instead.
Reckon no-one will notice........."
BUT I DO!!!!! Cos only 3 cars made it through the lights. And I'm NOT one of them. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
coronavirus!!!!
I don’t know why I have this feeling but I just think it’s going to ruin Liverpool’s run into winning the title. I bet the premier league gets shut down in a few weeks. It’s a bad idea letting players in the Chinese league come over and play
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I don’t know why I have this feeling but I just think it’s going to ruin Liverpool’s run into winning the title. I bet the premier league gets shut down in a few weeks. It’s a bad idea letting players in the Chinese league come over and play
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Big misconception there .
It's caused by Corona lager .
It's caused by Corona lager .
I hate moments when you roll down your window and get it back up just to hear that scraping "kkkhhhhhhhh" noise of something scratching the glass 
***, I had the car washed few days before. How?
I always make sure windows and rubbers at the bottom of the window.
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***, I had the car washed few days before. How?
I always make sure windows and rubbers at the bottom of the window.
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Ads.... We'll I'm none to happy about this whole debacle... I'm flabbergasted
talking about me" like I'm a nobody" to anybody....well ... let me tell you this young pup ....
The saggy ol'e stationary lady with the crunchy wiry wool like hair ,
you know errrr the one who's normally only to be seen loitering & hovering around the gents lavatories at 10;45 & then again subsequently at approximately 1500 hrs which always coincides with the cleaners and their intoxicating toilet duck concoction that strips all dignity and has the same impact as a regurgitated curry .. ... the one you once said;
looked like a 80s supermodel on ketamine. something about her lipstick looked like it was applied by Robert cubica entering the pits yet her hair pulled back & up so tightly it resembled a hasty lewis hamilton pit exit . ... c'mon you know the one ,the one with the eyes that are in constant different orbits. Well let me tell you ,
my laddo..... she reveled in pure exasperated delight about how I've been apparently upsetting you with my negative Pearl's of wisdom of late , and how my banging on & on & excessive talking by all accounts, is sending you into a early care home . . Well as I was stood there struggling with my cycle clips this morning listening to all this unfold ( nearly forgot to mention) I thought of you this as I popped them on . I purchased them from ALDI.... haha get it... ohh well never mind your often telling me I'm wasted or at very least I should be wasted with at least a couple of slugs ...well anyways as she was saying all this too me . Margaret from first floor ( admin ) jogged past in her wot can only be described as" shocking PINK" sling back wellies ....well I wouldn't say "anything normally", but they had soddin frogs on them with euro 2020 and her old mans Welsh That's gunna cause some conflict when the euros start he wont know whether his coming or going ..... anyways I'm getting ahead of myself ... well stationary woman said you've been drawing unwanted attention to my self on social media sites .And pointed me in the right direction which brings me onto ..
Firstly..: I have you know young man,
my arms ...........
They don't just hang involuntarily, like Katie prices jumpers on a washing line They do in actual fact swing in a perpendicular fashion ... so what if they happen to be simultaneous and obviously perfectly in sync with each another .... i do set them accordingly every sunday evening at 9pm precisely by the talking clock as I'm then heading of to bed for the start of the working week . ..and excuse me my ...ads ..but my nose was not of the dribbling...
As you so bluntly pointed out ... I was crying because you were eating my crab paste sarnies ... that the wife lovingly picked up from the chemists & Im telling you im not the only one who happens to enjoy her delicacies ...in fact I know the whole of the bridge club she attends often say she'll put her self out for anyone ... getting back to the point .It wasn't a wrap as you so blatantly put it all & sundries. it was infact ****** cling film ...and i remind you yet again not to be so blasè . Seeing as the folder I was brandishing was the full working knowledge & instructions for the heimlich manoeuvre. And not at any point did I want to balls it up and then have to try explaining in a disciplinary board meeting why a balding fully grown man covered in tattoos is stood behind you wearing cycle clips and lycra whilst appearing to be force feeding you crab paste & what can only be described as mummification
"Wrapping you in cling film" .
And by the way the humming was & always will be ...
always look on the bright side of life you muppets....
talking about me" like I'm a nobody" to anybody....well ... let me tell you this young pup ....
The saggy ol'e stationary lady with the crunchy wiry wool like hair ,
you know errrr the one who's normally only to be seen loitering & hovering around the gents lavatories at 10;45 & then again subsequently at approximately 1500 hrs which always coincides with the cleaners and their intoxicating toilet duck concoction that strips all dignity and has the same impact as a regurgitated curry .. ... the one you once said;
looked like a 80s supermodel on ketamine. something about her lipstick looked like it was applied by Robert cubica entering the pits yet her hair pulled back & up so tightly it resembled a hasty lewis hamilton pit exit . ... c'mon you know the one ,the one with the eyes that are in constant different orbits. Well let me tell you ,
my laddo..... she reveled in pure exasperated delight about how I've been apparently upsetting you with my negative Pearl's of wisdom of late , and how my banging on & on & excessive talking by all accounts, is sending you into a early care home . . Well as I was stood there struggling with my cycle clips this morning listening to all this unfold ( nearly forgot to mention) I thought of you this as I popped them on . I purchased them from ALDI.... haha get it... ohh well never mind your often telling me I'm wasted or at very least I should be wasted with at least a couple of slugs ...well anyways as she was saying all this too me . Margaret from first floor ( admin ) jogged past in her wot can only be described as" shocking PINK" sling back wellies ....well I wouldn't say "anything normally", but they had soddin frogs on them with euro 2020 and her old mans Welsh That's gunna cause some conflict when the euros start he wont know whether his coming or going ..... anyways I'm getting ahead of myself ... well stationary woman said you've been drawing unwanted attention to my self on social media sites .And pointed me in the right direction which brings me onto ..
Firstly..: I have you know young man,
my arms ...........
They don't just hang involuntarily, like Katie prices jumpers on a washing line They do in actual fact swing in a perpendicular fashion ... so what if they happen to be simultaneous and obviously perfectly in sync with each another .... i do set them accordingly every sunday evening at 9pm precisely by the talking clock as I'm then heading of to bed for the start of the working week . ..and excuse me my ...ads ..but my nose was not of the dribbling...
As you so bluntly pointed out ... I was crying because you were eating my crab paste sarnies ... that the wife lovingly picked up from the chemists & Im telling you im not the only one who happens to enjoy her delicacies ...in fact I know the whole of the bridge club she attends often say she'll put her self out for anyone ... getting back to the point .It wasn't a wrap as you so blatantly put it all & sundries. it was infact ****** cling film ...and i remind you yet again not to be so blasè . Seeing as the folder I was brandishing was the full working knowledge & instructions for the heimlich manoeuvre. And not at any point did I want to balls it up and then have to try explaining in a disciplinary board meeting why a balding fully grown man covered in tattoos is stood behind you wearing cycle clips and lycra whilst appearing to be force feeding you crab paste & what can only be described as mummification
"Wrapping you in cling film" .
And by the way the humming was & always will be ...
always look on the bright side of life you muppets....
Seriously I'm done with endless and frequent tyre threads across multiple car forums , we have tyre reviews that will give you far more reviews that any one forum can .
They will now be met with contempt .
They will now be met with contempt .
Best tyrereviews opinion ever was of new tyres fitted to a car new to a next owner and rubbished them.
How does he know car hasn't actually been in an accident , tracking is within spec , etc .
How does he know car hasn't actually been in an accident , tracking is within spec , etc .
For me its bananas and parsnips.Onions, they are the worst thing ever, ever....
Danny Dyer & letitia dean still haven't had acting lessons & struggle to actually ******* speak with out looking like they are having some kinda ****** stroke ... dunno whether to phone the help line again...
for counselling or for the extension line for a para....******...medic... or whether to go the whole Hog & call the vets to have the pair of twats destroyed for stealing that other useless twats oxygen...Bobby I look uncomfortable in my own skin Beale.
SEEMS to me that it's a case of I'm a complete bell-end-dyer has the same
NECK BRACE forehead holding acting manoeuvre for every scene .
***!!!!
Any time I have money saved up something decides to break or blow up
Need to pay out for a new boiler tomorrow
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Need to pay out for a new boiler tomorrow
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The thought of smelling Gwyneth Paltrow's candle - that smells like her vagina? apparently!
And The Times newspapers keep on and on about 'it' and her so I'm sure one day we'll be getting free samples:
"only in The Times tomorrow"
And The Times newspapers keep on and on about 'it' and her so I'm sure one day we'll be getting free samples:
"only in The Times tomorrow"
Our UK politicians referring to our so called "SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP" with the USA/America/Americans...
Sorry,
Anne Sacoolis - "the American woman accused of killing Harry Dunn" - now revealed as a CIA agent; lying ba$tard$...
Already looking out for that drone...
Sorry,
Anne Sacoolis - "the American woman accused of killing Harry Dunn" - now revealed as a CIA agent; lying ba$tard$...
Already looking out for that drone...
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Trying to get to grips with being Diabetic. Haven’t felt well all weekend.
And people telling me “it’s ok just don’t put sugar in your coffee”. I wish it was that simple
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And people telling me “it’s ok just don’t put sugar in your coffee”. I wish it was that simple
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People that stare at you thinking there “hard” and have something to prove when i was a youth it would end in a fight or at least a “what the **** you looking at” now its just cringe i mean it actually makes me feel awkward...please stop undressing me with your eyes tough guy. 
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People that stare at you thinking there “hard” and have something to prove when i was a youth it would end in a fight or at least a “what the **** you looking at” now its just cringe i mean it actually makes me feel awkward...please stop undressing me with your eyes tough guy.
Just walk straight up to them and gently run your hand down their cheek
......... they love it honest
LmaoJust walk straight up to them and gently run your hand down their cheek
