What do you hate???

[martin1984]

Not sure if I'm a evil genius or really stupid

The smack head left his door keys in the door of the flat on Saturday so I took them. Tonight he's phoned me in a panic needing a spare. I'm thinking you cheeky w@nker you owe me money and won't leave and expect me to give you a spare. I told him I'm up north all week so sort it out yourself. He'll need food eventually plus top up his gas and electric so maybe he might just leave to stay with the other skag heads until I'm back. I'm just going to ghost him and hope he takes the hint

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Or he get one of his so called smack head friends and they damage the door to get in

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[Raiden]

Or he get one of his so called smack head friends and they damage the door to get in

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Did cross my mind but during the day the shop next door is open and they've said they'll keep an eye out during the day and then I'm in at night. In the next couple weeks I should have a possession order so if he went moaning to the courts I'll just say look he handed me back the keys and knew he had to leave. Nothing stopping him calling a locksmith to get the door open .

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[Alistair D]

Mirrors

 

[CHEZ]

Night-shift

 

[Tj 0785]

Night-shift

I don’t mind doing them It’s more £££

 

[Phil-1]

Working your socks off, doing a great job, the customer sending E-Mails to your boss saying how happy they are with the work I've done and still getting negative feed back from my acting manager.


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[Samuel c5 Q]

The amount of gimps using their mobile phone whilst driving around the industrial estate that I work in when I'm trying to get places and am stuck behind them at 15 mph or so.

My daughter deciding to be sick on my week off work. I know she planned it like that.

 

[Alistair D]

Being asked by your superior to carry out a task, being congratulated on job well done, only to be asked, a fortnight later, do it again because he misunderstood the assignment,. CHEERS JIM!!!
Oh and judgemental people, especially on looks.

 

[Raiden]

https://www.herts.police.uk/news-an...r-breaching-his-Criminal-Behaviour-Order-2727

1 Skag head down. 2 to go lol

This is a good advert not to do drugs

 

[Pinky1959]

He probably makes more money begging than what some people do at work.

 

[Raiden]

He probably makes more money begging than what some people do at work.

This makes me sick. The tenant who I'm getting rid of who is now hooked on drugs I've accidentally opened his bank statement. He gets over £2000 a month from the DWP and his private pension yet pleads poverty . Drawing out literally £70 a day from the cash point. No doubt to pay the dealer's

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[Tj 0785]

The tax man, apparently has changed what I can claim for as a subcontractor and will have to “opt in “ to redo do last years tax return or face having the last 6 years reviewed, so not much changed apparently can only claimed £120 a year phone bill as I’m working on site and health and safety says I shouldn’t use a phone on site! How do they think I order materials and contact people on site carrier pigeon no wonder so many just go sign in and do cash in hand we get robbed blind

 

[CHEZ]

Hot food that burns my mouth...

 

[Raiden]

If it ain't skag heads it's now pikeys ***!!!!

I was up late last night as I had to get my sister from the airport. Then outside around midnight a car pulls up blocking half my driveway and the driver gets out and walks off. So I went to the airport and got back about 2am and it's still there so I thought call 101 to report it as it's on the road with no roadtax. Cops turned up around 10am and clamp it and wait for the driver who turns up a few hours later. They do nothing as there pikeys . They just used a angle grinder to get the clamp up off and then went. Cops just sat there!!!!

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[Samuel c5 Q]

That's illegal and criminal damage. You are allow to undo balljoints etc and slip it off and leave it where it came off but not cut it off.

Gingers that do drugs and let the side down.

People that deliberately hurt animals.

 

[Phil-1]

My father in law that has started coming to us for Sunday lunch. He won’t drive as he has to have a drink. Then when I take him home he taps the window or the top of the wing with his door key


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[martin1984]

Days that start as bad as they end
Feeling like nothing is every good enough
Drinking to forget the day
Thinking why can't tomorrow be better


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[Raiden]

I told myself on Sunday night. Don't let anyone annoy you and chillout. That lasted till 8am this morning.

goddammitt, stop the planet I want off!!!!!!

 

[Phil-1]

I must be getting old and grumpy.

I hate the person in the office that thinks a 6 hour drive to Inverness followed by 6 hours on site. Then books me on site the following morning at 9am in Durham.


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[Raiden]

I must be getting old and grumpy.

I hate the person in the office that thinks a 6 hour drive to Inverness followed by 6 hours on site. Then books me on site the following morning at 9am in Durham.


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If it makes you feel better I'm not even 40 yet and I'm told I am a grumpy old man.

I could of slapped my neighbor this morning but the wife said be the bigger person. I said I'm always the bigger person as he's half my size. She didn't find it funny

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[Phil-1]

If it makes you feel better I'm not even 40 yet and I'm told I am a grumpy old man.

I could of slapped my neighbor this morning but the wife said be the bigger person. I said I'm always the bigger person as he's half my size. She didn't find it funny

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I’m 50 but the person that books my work is in his 30’s and has no idea on time or distance. He doesn’t understand that there are no motorways north of Stirling.


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[CHEZ]

That large brummie lass/thing off this morning on ITV

Gggrrrrrrrrr.

 

[simonali]

The deeply irritating woman who picks her kid up from the child minder across the road and leaves her diesel Chitroen's engine running while she has a nice chinwag and her little girl runs around behind the car breathing in its fumes.

Some people are too stupid to be allowed to breed, but it seems to me that the lower the IQ the more fertile they are!

 

[Raiden]

The deeply irritating woman who picks her kid up from the child minder across the road and leaves her diesel Chitroen's engine running while she has a nice chinwag and her little girl runs around behind the car breathing in its fumes.

Some people are too stupid to be allowed to breed, but it seems to me that the lower the IQ the more fertile they are!

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[Crazyfool]

I stopped to allow a lady to drive out of the petrol station from the right hand side. She nudged forward slightly I to the road to make herself present, yet the next five incoming cars swerved around her and me to continue their journey.

Is losing 15 seconds of their journey time really that critical? Drives me nuts how a lot of drivers only consider their A-B journey.

 

[simonali]

Some mouth breather in Trowbridge in a scabby Polo rolled right up and stopped a few inches from my legs because I had the audacity to step onto a zebra crossing and add a few seconds to his journey. I made sure I remonstrated with him just long enough for some other people behind me to catch up and use the crossing as well, just to add a few more on for good measure!

 

[Gazwould]

I'm surprised they didn't get out and stab you in Tree-bridge .

 

[simonali]

Was right outside McDonald's. He probably didn't want to get banned!

 

[Gazwould]

I was just about to turn in there for a McDonald's when I saw a rat run out of their kitchen across the road and into a bush .

It was about 10 years it took me to go and eat there again .

 

[pxr5]

I was driving my fantastic little polo through Trowbridge the other day going to visit my pregnant wife, when this idiot jumped right in front of me when I was almost across a Zebra crossing. Then he had the audacity to mouth off that I was in the wrong and waved a load of people across the zebra, just to make me wait. All this delay made me miss the birth of my baby boy.

 

[simonali]

I was driving my fantastic little polo through Trowbridge the other day going to visit my pregnant wife, when this idiot jumped right in front of me when I was almost across a Zebra crossing. Then he had the audacity to mouth off that I was in the wrong and waved a load of people across the zebra, just to make me wait. All this delay made me miss the birth of my baby boy.

Good! And can I just add that I'm very disappointed to discover that you have added to the population with your progeny. Please do not repeat this act.

 

[simonali]

Like the video, ranty about not being able to watch the rest because Sky have removed season 3 of True Detective from their catch up services already. Soon as GoT has finished they're getting binned!!

 

[Phil-1]

The person that’s just parked next to me and walked into my mirror and bent it back whilst I’m sat in the car. A sorry would be nice


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[Alistair D]

The person that’s just parked next to me and walked into my mirror and bent it back whilst I’m sat in the car. A sorry would be nice


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I hope you had a word? I could think of one or two!!!

 

[Crazyfool]

I hope you had a word? I could think of one or two!!!

I parked in B&Q once leaving the wife and kids in the car. While I was gone, a guy parked next to us and opened his door on ours. Not a sausage, so my wife said ‘excuse me’ and he just gave her a dirty look and carried on his way.

I know our car was an old Peugeot 306, but it was the principle...Anyhow on my return, I may have left a little blue dink in his white paintwork.

 

[Phil-1]

I hope you had a word? I could think of one or two!!!

I said “excuse we you have just bent my mirror back” the reply I got was “what’s your problem it’s only a mirror” I was going to kick his scabby fiesta but thought it might fall apart.


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[simonali]

When you find a great beer in a supermarket and then said supermarket stops selling that beer. I'm talking about you Tesco and Morrisons!

 

[martin1984]

When you find a great beer in a supermarket and then said supermarket stops selling that beer. I'm talking about you Tesco and Morrisons!

What they stopped selling beer must be brexit

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[simonali]

One was American and one was English, so no Brexit involved, just bean counters.

 

[Paul McGrath’s Knees]

Watched this “Storyville” prog on catchup last night called “Pervert Park”,essentially a trailer park in Florida full of sex offenders being “rehabilitated”. One waste of life’s story “So,I had row with my partner,drove 3hrs into Mexico to find a prostitute. Couldn’t find one,got ****** off,so drove around a while,saw a couple of girls on the street. Dragged one into my car,got chased but managed to lose em. Stopped the car,and raped her. She was 5 years old!!!! I still feel sick thinking about it this morning.


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