Car running only on 2 cylinders

[PetrolheadS3]

Hi guys,
I have the following problem..
The car runs only on 2 cylinders.. The 1st and 2nd are not firing but the 3rd and 4th are. I have scanned the car and got the following codes:
P0300
P0301
P0302
P0036
I have changed the spark plugs, and the coil packs AND bought the car a new 034motorsport coil harness which I tought would resolve the problem.
But it did not.. I don’t know what to do any more so I am asking you once again for advice/ similar problems...
Oh and also, a little bit before the car went 2 cylinder mode, it started to sound a little weird, as like something is hitting on something... I would describe it as a clicking noise...
Thank you in advance, every opinion is welcome,
Best regards,
Matic

 

[andrew_wright]

Check compression on cylinder's pointed out and also injector's. Follow what vagcom says is the problem, you have ruled out some.

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[Alex C]

Standard power or remapped?

 

[PetrolheadS3]

Standard power or remapped?

Standard, it has a sport filter and decat

 

[Stuart B]

Are you getting fuel and
Spark? Is the engine really able to run on just 2 cylinders?

 

[PetrolheadS3]

Are you getting fuel and
Spark? Is the engine really able to run on just 2 cylinders?

Don’t know yet will check tomorrow.. yes and as you can imagine it’s really rough

 

[MrAudi2017]

Honestly... it's possible the timing chain between the cams skipped a tooth and twatted a couple of valve...

Just a matter of course though I would do a compression check, find out if there's compression in those 2 cylinders then go from there....

Interestingly the codes you've got are random missfire codes and the lambda heater...