Why am I not surprised..lolHe's been arrested again , alcohol related..
He had to go and do some work for a change
And a left handed screwdriver lolBeen confirmed he turned up at work for the first time in 3 years and they put him on the "new YTS boy" 2 week induction program.........
He is currently in the engineering store room looking for a "long weight"
He has fallen off the banter bus and is recovering from his experience
Last l heard Sandra he was heading back home.... He Was just waiting on a launch date.... Lol
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Think it was a Exclusive one night appearance lolWelcome back mate.
Oh 'gush' Simon...You've made me blush...lolOK so now for the 'slightly' more considered response seeing as you guys went to all this effort................ lol
@Daveotto was the closest..............I have taken on a new role at work and am having to try and aquit my self in a slightly more professional manner than usual, including limited access to the internet! @THQuattro wasn't far off either as I do work one of her majesty's services, although not the 'secret' one.................am only James Bond in my own imagination!! lol
I'm desperately trying to get my daughter through her driving test before she friggin bankrupts me in lessons and tests, so out most nights in her shiny black polo I'm organising my missus' 50th birthday in a rather lame attempt to make it as memorable as mine was a couple of months back..............yeah right fat chance!! (us guys just ain't as good at these things.....at least I'm not).
To all those who asked after me, I salute you and send you peace, love and big man hugs!! lol
To @pburv I say this (and not because you started this thread)........you are a gentleman and a scolar (well maybe not the second part lol) and in my humble opinion you are the life and soul of this forum One of these days I shall buy you a pint (or several) and gaze upon that awesome glacier saloon of yours with my own eyes rather than look at a rather sh1tty pic of it under some knackered looking welsh bridge!! lol
Are you and Simon after something?...lol@Simon L good to have you back. That has got to be one of the best, nicest replies I have read in a long while. I'm sure your daughter will soon pass her test, then you will spend the next however many years worrying about her driving on her own, (that's your job as a dad) . Congrats on the new position at work, I'm sure you will excellent. As for the wife's Birthday, I'm sure you will pull out all the stops and she will want for nothing. Her birthday will be as memorable as yours was. I have to agree with you about our @pburv he is a fine example of the good things in life, he is so thoughtful and caring about others, (not get many of them around) and the bonus we all get is that he is funny as well. Right, I said most things I could think of at this time of the morning. It's good to have you back Simon. X
You could always fit dual controls......Jeez! some dad you are....Cheers again guys
@Sandra .......all I can do is me best, hopefully I'll come up with some divine inspiration, my missus' certainly deserves it she goes the extra mile for everyone else all the time
@S3 Turbo...............yeah mate, it has been mentioned once or twice, especially when she was swearing at her gear changes!! lol
You could always fit dual controls......Jeez! some dad you are....
Whaaaat!??? Ha Ha..*** Paul, keep yer ludicrous ideas to yourself!! lol
Whaaaat!??? Ha Ha..
Do you let your daughter read this forum?
Ahh! to be cool again..lolAbsolutely not mate, I put lol on a text message to her the other day ..............she practically freaked out!! lol