ASN's Pub

[Jason.s]

Northampton is a huge sh1thole indeed. Needs burning to the ground much like luton, dumpstable, Bedford and so on and so on lol

 

[coatesy]

Drinking wine and having a few early nights doesn't make me an old man. I don't need to get spannered and spend all my money on booze anymore. Nothing wrong with it, just a bit more sensible at the moment.

this whole thing right here makes you seem old and slightly fruity... men drink beer not wine!


also is this what you say to your friends when you offer them a drink when they come to your house.

 

[CHEZ]

fred is posh alex, he is not like us rough northern scally wags you know!

 

[s3dave]

I cant belive the tv talk has carried on, dave your tv looks like a 32" we need something to scale it next to.

I was a fair way from it, i will put a bottle of beer next to it...

 

[16Klappe]

Bit the bullet, went nexus 10.

No 3G, but mifi is more than good enough for me.

 

[s3dave]

Here you go....Cams..

 

[coatesy]

Here you go....Cams..

Now do one with your dilly next to it ...

 

[camscockle20vT]

Here you go....Cams..

Thanks dave , how much did that bad boy set you back, I just paid £429 for my 50" and consider that a steal.

Tell me about nexus? What can it do for me that some apple product couldnt?


And then he waits

 

[s3dave]

About £1200 just after chrimbo got 8 pairs of 3D glasses, plus a blue-ray player, The 3d is Amazing my little girl loves it...Just not alot of 3d about still.....

 

[16Klappe]

Tell me about nexus? What can it do for me that some apple product couldnt?


And then he waits

Nexus 10 - Google

Use Flash, use google street view, have a HDMI output, have 50 more pixels per inch, more obtuse viewing angles, have a longer battery life, have a quarter more processing speed, be lighter, be thinner, have a bigger screen, have expandable memory, cost less...the list of reasons why it could be better than an iPad is quite vast.

The only benefits to an iPad is the standard Apple feel and the prettier/more basic apps and software.

Apple is like paint by numbers to me.

I say all of this from our iPad...

 

[superkarl]

Jardo just owned ipad.

Boorrrreeed. Watching The Fighter on my inferior 40" tv...

 

[16Klappe]

I envy your evening Karl, I watched Cougar Town and drank amaretto...Whoppeee.

 

[superkarl]

Ive never had amaretto. Is that a gay southerners drink? Fred, are you familiar with this? Do you have wine days and amaretto days?

 

[Jason.s]

Tastes like marzipan so can do one!

Victors taking a hammering tonight. Shame he's been in bed with an ovaltine since 9 doing the crossword.

 

[superkarl]

Reading gardeners world with his glasses on the end of his nose.

Never liked marzipan so i know not to touch that ****. Wedding cakes are *** gross.
'i dont have a tv license mate' take note, no marzipan in your cake. In fact, can you have one of those 1kg chocolate logs from morrisons and about 10 pints of double cream?

 

[s3dave]

Dreaming of picassos and crown bowling...Aww Bless

 

[superkarl]

And thats coming from dave! Who is 137yrs old and has a copy of the titanic newspaper from 1912 did you know!

 

[16Klappe]

Strong Disarono + coke = my favourite drink.

I literally live on the stuff.

 

[s3dave]

And thats coming from dave! Who is 137yrs old and has a copy of the titanic newspaper from 1912 did you know!

Ah,,, at least i still roll with the times laddy!

 

[Westy]

Abuse away. Water off a ducks back. I do what I like and enjoy. I don't follow the crowd like you sheep

 

[ScottD3]

Reading gardeners world with his glasses on the end of his nose.

Never liked marzipan so i know not to touch that ****. Wedding cakes are *** gross.
'i dont have a tv license mate' take note, no marzipan in your cake. In fact, can you have one of those 1kg chocolate logs from morrisons and about 10 pints of double cream?

Don't worry dude, we Got 175 dcup cakes and no sign of marzipan.

 

[Jason.s]

Abuse away. Water off a ducks back. I do what I like and enjoy. I don't follow the crowd like you sheep

You cant keep up with the crowd on your zimmer, your hip might give way.

 

[camscockle20vT]

Ameretto and original lucozade taste like vanilla ice cream, not a bad drink by any means.

Im off to see Derren Brown tonight, should be fun, lets hope im not subconciousley duped into robbing a bank or belive that im in a zombie apocolyps.

 

[Westy]

Anybody know whether you can get sky box office on sky go? It appears not but wondered if anyone knew any tricks. I'm trying to sort the boxing for Saturday night but I don't have sky myself. Would be using a mates go account as his mrs won't let us watch it round his!

 

[Jason.s]

Looking on my Sky go now it doesnt look like theres an option for it?

 

[Westy]

Looking on my Sky go now it doesnt look like theres an option for it?

It a bit of a sod. I've got no problem paying the £14.95 for the fight I just need it online.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Morning All,

Still in Hyper-V mode today.

Sadly we've lost another Spider http://www.uriah-heep.com/newa/index.php RIP Trevor now jamming with Mick.

 

[coatesy]

Eaten my pack lunch already.. today is going to be a long day

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Eaten my pack lunch already.. today is going to be a long day

Blimey that is early - boring day or hungry.

I'm having early elevens which is a small pack of Mini Cheddars 131 calories, to tie my over to lunch.

 

[Westy]

Eaten my pack lunch already.. today is going to be a long day

Bad news bud! I didn't have breakfast till just before 9 so I'll now last till lunch at 12 easy.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm home all day with a face like baboons ***.

Anyone want to trade their long dull working day/week?

 

[Westy]

I'm home all day with a face like baboons ***.

Anyone want to trade their long dull working day/week?

My working weeks are interesting now

 

[superkarl]

where are you fred we miss you

 

[Westy]

where are you fred we miss you

You don't miss me really...

 

[coatesy]

Mainly smashed my lunch in early due to been fat/bored. Lunch time now don't know what to do with my self. Might have a cry in the toilets.

 

[Westy]

Mainly smashed my lunch in early due to been fat/bored. Lunch time now don't know what to do with my self. Might have a cry in the toilets.

Do you want to talk about it mate? You seem a bit distressed today.

 

[Jason.s]

fcn fag

 

[Westy]

fcn fag

I hope you have a breakdown you slag.

 

[Jason.s]

haha had plenty of those in my short little life.

Dont blame him for eating lunch early. I could have eaten mine by about 10am. Think im still used to being on holiday and eating bucket loads on the buffet.

 

[s3dave]

You really need to pace your self with packed lunches, if you have too,, get 1 item out....(assuming you didnt have a **** off uncut flatcake off course) then close it and move it away.....Nothing worse than peaking to early...but i guess you will enjoy your tea...

You need more self control, next time you have a parmo, throw half in the bin and say no scroats leave it...