ASN's Pub

superkarl said:
ahhh i was gonna say papa reesy is a pussy if he wants to have a go at audrey in his s4.

audrey on the drag strip. it will go down in history!
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He has a caddy 1.9tdi, so the two of them against each other could be the smokiest, most efficient drag run in history.
 
Ladies and gentleman, I give you Westy's S3 Freddo Edition! :laugh:

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I will have a go next year and hopefully have some extra mods im off to bed now night folks.

Chris.
 
ScottB5 said:
Morning all.
How is everyone?

My feet are killing me and I feel like ****e!!

I hate post camping poos, ****** awful.
O well, bring on the next one!!
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I did a massive fart when I got home and basically stunk out the whole downstairs of the house! Had to open all doors and windows, horrible.

Drank a lot of water yesterday to try and make myself feel a bit better.
 
Westy said:
I did a massive fart when I got home and basically stunk out the whole downstairs of the house! Had to open all doors and windows, horrible.

Drank a lot of water yesterday to try and make myself feel a bit better.
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Got alot of salad and fruit being delivered today to try and get something a bit more health in.

I'm also currently designing some form of car awning for the next camping trips.
Clamp it to the roof bars, pull it out, poles on the end, some guide ropes and we got shelter.

Might get a massive Pub-Crew banner for it in the normal font and colours.
 
I'm so tired it's unbelievable. Shame you gays left so early as the fun basically started after you left. Damo and Karl will tell more but perhaps not in here..
 
Reesy said:
I'm so tired it's unbelievable. Shame you gays left so early as the fun basically started after you left. Damo and Karl will tell more but perhaps not in here..
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Are you talking about the crash?

I had to leave mate, I fkn tired.
I doubt I would have made it home if I did.
I just about made it home as it is.

Videos or pics of the antics?
 
ScottB5 said:
Are you talking about the crash?

I had to leave mate, I fkn tired.
I doubt I would have made it home if I did.
I just about made it home as it is.

Videos or pics of the antics?
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Not talking about the crash! :ohmy:

Damo has some pics of Karl and Chez waving people off.
 
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I was shattered when I left! Only hour drive to notts but almost dozed off. Who went home with chez in the end??
 
Next year?! We got a few more shows this year yet. Who will dare miss it!
 
Jay A3 said:
Next year?! We got a few more shows this year yet. Who will dare miss it!
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Westy said:
I didn't say "Next year" I said "next show" :moa:
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Always quote Jay, that way they can't change what they said...

Fred, I think I have a good multi shot picture of one of your launches from Saturday. Hopefully they aren't blurred, and as it's pics and not a video you can't tell that you missed a gear :moa:
 
Reesy said:
Always quote Jay, that way they can't change what they said...

Fred, I think I have a good multi shot picture of one of your launches from Saturday. Hopefully they aren't blurred, and as it's pics and not a video you can't tell that you missed a gear :moa:
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I never changed my post mate, look it doesn't say I edited it. Jay's just not reading properly.

I'd like to see the launch pics :)
 
Westy said:
Too much meat of all variations. Jays morning sausage is legendary though. 8" long and straight as an arrow.
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Between jays morning sausage and having to blow chez in the morning to get him up, sounds like your weekend was more eventful then I first thought!
 
Just remembered when the ASN came together and helped move that van and trailer stuck in the mud. Without hesitation (10 mins or so watching him try) we all went over to push the van out. What made me laugh was Karl turned up ripped his shirt off to reveal the super k and got stuck in lmao! Reesy almost getting run over as he forget the trailer was attached to the van! Good times
 
yeah but by the time SK had got hid guns out, finished flexing the van was free lol,

was funny tho as the dude kept looking over (at us lot in extended line smerking and pointing) with that desperate look on his face.... or was that a look of you w%nkers ;)
 
damo.h said:
yeah but by the time SK had got hid guns out, finished flexing the van was free lol,

was funny tho as the dude kept looking over (at us lot in extended line smerking and pointing) with that desperate look on his face.... or was that a look of you w%nkers ;)
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We did sit their laughing for a good 5 minutes or so, as he kept digging himself further in. Then as we are all pushing forward, the tit decided to put it in reverse!
 
that was funny tho, but if Superthief had anything about his he would of had the rims away in the back of the trailer as all the commotion was going on ;)
 
damo.h said:
yeah but by the time SK had got hid guns out, finished flexing the van was free lol,

was funny tho as the dude kept looking over (at us lot in extended line smerking and pointing) with that desperate look on his face.... or was that a look of you w%nkers ;)
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That was funny.

He's getting stuck, yup he's stuck.
"hahahahahaha. Don't make eye contact we will have to help!!"
 
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