ASN's Pub

Ok hang on, Seriously???

Your mate and his sister must have an interesting 'relationship'
 
crazy88 said:
Full of win!!

4. spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that **** at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this *****, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
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AKA "Sea gulling"
 
mikeyg said:
Because you support??
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The mighty Arsenal:

Here's me with my mate Bobby ;)

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crazy88 said:
I feel your pain my friend! 19 weeks pregnant and i think i've had it 3 times, maybe 4! Ah well. I live vicariously through you lot on here, lol.
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Pregancy sucks,oh man well your just about half way there i guess!! Although when my missus has been pregnant previously she has always been well up for it.

This pregnancy shall be over pretty soon though
 
crazy88 said:
Full of win!!

4. spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that **** at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this *****, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
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That's the one :)

Dane said:
Ok hang on, Seriously???

Your mate and his sister must have an interesting 'relationship'
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Not what i said mate

My mate is joining me in a session with his sister's mate
 
W3STY said:
The mighty Arsenal:

Here's me with my mate Bobby ;)

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Best mates hey!!

Well we shall continue this debate next season,when hopefully your boys continue to throw everything away, especially 2 goal leads!!!



(4 goals leads were just as funny,but as they werent against us not quite as good!)
 
smudge_don said:
That's the one :)

Not what i said mate

My mate is joining me in a session with his sister's mate
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I know dude I was twisting your words for (a small amount of) comic effect ;)
 
mikeyg said:
Best mates hey!!

Well we shall continue this debate next season,when hopefully your boys continue to throw everything away, especially 2 goal leads!!!



(4 goals leads were just as funny,but as they werent against us not quite as good!)
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Yeah it is becoming very tedious as an Arsenal fan watching them self destruct at the end of each season :banghead:
 
Dane said:
I know dude I was twisting your words for (a small amount of) comic effect ;)
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Oh right :laugh: i thought you were just being dim!

She's not great to look at, but got a corking set or norks and is a proper filth bag! Just what i need to get over the ex :lmfao:
 
W3STY said:
Yeah it is becoming very tedious as an Arsenal fan watching them self destruct at the end of each season :banghead:
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If you dont mind i shall enjoy your suffering. And come on just let Fabregas go, stop dragging it out its going to happen one day!
 
mikeyg said:
If you dont mind i shall enjoy your suffering. And come on just let Fabregas go, stop dragging it out its going to happen one day!
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I dont mind him leaving but he is worth more than Barca are trying to buy him for. Wenger says he's built the team around Fabregas but that's the wrong way to build a team IMO.
 
W3STY said:
The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
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That's the plan

I'm considering having a word with my cousins bf who owns the biggest club here in Sutton and getting some bar work or something

Not for the money, just to pick up some drunken gash :arco:
 
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smudge_don said:
That's the plan

I'm considering having a word with my cousins bf who owns the biggest club here in Sutton and getting some bar work or something

Not for the money, just to pick up some drunken gash :arco:
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When I broke up with my last bird after 5 years I went ballistic on the gash front. Litterally tried chatting everything up in a club and I'd end up ******* a load off but there's always one that will go home with you.
 
W3STY said:
The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
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Not only does it help you get over the ex, but it's damn good fun too.

There is nothing like the thrill of banging someone new. I do miss it from time to time I must admit.
 
Blimey this pub is a who new way of learning.

Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds, don't fancy seeing any of my mates todgers in that kind of action - no thanks.

No Inters for me this year as I will be on a ship to Norway, shame as I have the funds for a MillTek TBE but don't want to pay full list for one.

Hopefully they will be at Combe for the Audi Driver day and I can get a discounted one then.

Paul
 
Welly said:
I know, I had to do that last time I went. I was all prepped for some serious pain, and there was none. AMAZING.

Miracles of modern technology.
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Yeah my mate was proper winding me up about how much it stings and I went in there crapping myself. I called him when I go out and told him I only had t p!ss in a pot and he was sooooo disappointed lol.
 
Gti Jazz Blue said:
Blimey this pub is a who new way of learning.

Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds, don't fancy seeing any of my mates todgers in that kind of action - no thanks.

No Inters for me this year as I will be on a ship to Norway, shame as I have the funds for a MillTek TBE but don't want to pay full list for one.

Hopefully they will be at Combe for the Audi Driver day and I can get a discounted one then.

Paul
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He's like a brother to me, i've seen it before :laugh:

Doesn't bother me if it's a close mate like that, if it was someone else i'd be a bit....meh

2 girls is a lot of fun, but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot :lmfao:

W3STY said:
Luckily they dont use an umbrella any more, you can just p!ss in a pot.
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I used to hate that :( so glad it's just the PIAP now
 
The advance that I am keen on to become standard is a blood test for the Prostate as I'm only 3 years off of having to have regular checks and I don't fancy my GP playing hide his latex glove.

Paul
 
smudge_don said:
....but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot :lmfao:
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hahahaha, I almost spat water all over my computer reading that.

Gti Jazz Blue said:
The advance that I am keen on to become standard is a blood test for the Prostate as I'm only 3 years off of having to have regular checks and I don't fancy my GP playing hide his latex glove.

Paul
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At what age do these regular checks occur? I am just wondering how many more man-love free years I have.
 
47 in August those years are usually felt after hand washing both cars, standing up straight takes a while :ohmy:

Paul
 
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I'm at home now! Nice unexpected early finish to my day, got to look after my lad while the poor misses has a trip to the hospital.
 
mikeyg said:
I'm at home now! Nice unexpected early finish to my day, got to look after my lad while the poor misses has a trip to the hospital.
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Hope she is OK.

I've just found out that my Niece was taken into hospital yesterday with pneumonia she is only 4. Said to be responding well to treatment.

Paul
 
Counting the minutes down until I finish today and put my Out of Office on at 17:00
 
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