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You smell!

Discussion in 'Rants & Raves' started by jojo, May 11, 2010.

  1. jojo

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    Just had the stinkiest customer ever come into my shop! I'm talking horse shyte here, proper stench of strong fertiliser, and he resembled a tramp in the appearance dept. also. But as a man of business, I had to take his order, as he had money to give me.

    Lucky there was no one else in the shop, cos the smell was lingering 5 minutes after he left, even after a dose of air freshener, and ventilation fans on full blast with all windows and doors open!! :faint:

    I'm lucky to be alive, the man should walk around with a radiation sign on his back!
     
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  3. voorhees

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    surely he breaches health and hygeine regulations in a food place :undwech:
     
  4. Keeno

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    Surely business isn't so bad that you can't turn him away for stinking out the shop? Not gonna look good if a normal smelling person came in after him?
    Dude, kick his trampy ass out!
     
  5. jojo

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    Well, he's sort of a regular, as in we might see him once a fortnight, but in the last 6 months or so, his appearance and hygiene has deteriarated progressively, and today was REALLY BAD!
     
  6. waring192

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    could be a farmer?



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    One man's money is as good as the next man's ;)
     
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    Possibly, though I don't know where there's a farm locally to me, but I've seen him in welly's more often than not, and rides a bike(push bike, not motorbike) down occasionally.

    Totally off topic, but good phone?

    This is true.... but he was so goddam close to the limit of not getting served, I seriously nearly fainted! I think I nearly have broken the 'hold your breath' record.
     
  9. Keeno

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    Tapatalk does that automatically...
     
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    Does it ?
     
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    Stinky McStinky hey!!!!

    We used to get them all the time in our shop, all sorts of crims and crack heads, literally stinking of $hit, cz they probably did cack their pants, but were more interested in getting their next fix than wiping there ar$es!!
     
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    Used ink.

    Like a warm horse........
     
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    :thumbsup:funny
     
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    probably having a breakdown , cos the wife left him or sumut , i remember this woman she was known as dirty christine she effin stank of sh&t and had stuff like pea's and gravy all down her front ..

    she would just stop in the street and piss all over like an elephant , should of been put down
     
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    Sounds like both need some serious help!

    Have had a few smelly farmers in our garage too :Flush:

    Also had a theiving junky that was trying to steal bacon - boss went to grab him & he pulled a used syringe on him :gun2:
     

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