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    Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

    As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked "What's tha sellin' ere?"

    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar**-holes."

    Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, "Tha's doing well ... Only two left!"
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    BWHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH
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    :laugh:
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    :lmfao:

    It's a good one but an email from my mrs about Welshmen beat you to it by about a week :p

    Regards,

    Rob
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