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Yorkshire chat up lines

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by damo.h, Jun 4, 2011.

  1. damo.h
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Yorkshire chat up lines;

    1. Duz tha fart? Cos tha blows me away!

    2. Is thi mam n dad retarded? Cos thas special!

    3. Me luv for thee is like ****s. I just can't hold it in!

    4. Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Cos I can see my sen in em!

    5. Tha body reminds me of a spanner. . . Everytime I think of thee me nuts tighten up!

    6. Tha might not be best lookin bird in here, but beauty is only just a light switch away
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    haaha brilliant
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