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Yey! It's Friday... have a joke!

bravepilot Jan 21, 2005

  1. bravepilot

    bravepilot Member

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    Some fella decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see this fella covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this fella: "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the fella says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

    A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman: "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

    A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish fellas, Paddy and Murphy, standing stark naked one with his kn#b in a bowl of custard, and the other with his kn#b stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?! Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Murphy here has just come in despair"

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  2. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Staff Member Moderator

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  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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  4. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    very good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  5. porker968

    porker968 Member

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    Boom! Boom! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  6. imported_disley

    imported_disley Guest

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    exelent
     
  7. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  8. S3tony

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    like it, very good. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     

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