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wtf? Spider in my headlight!!

SunnyDlite May 22, 2009

  1. SunnyDlite

    SunnyDlite Six speed Shimano

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    Just been outside fitting my new grille and found this little fecker in my headlight!!!

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    of all the smeggin places!!
     
  2. kaz219

    kaz219 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    duck tape a hose pipe onto your vacuum end, take a bulb out and suck it in :D
     
  3. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Dont be so cruel man, its just a spider, leave it alone, its warm & doesnt harm anyone, I vote to leave it in or leave the rear cover of & let it crawl out by itself.
     
  4. kaz219

    kaz219 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    It's either the vacuum or the heat from the headlamp will fry it :p
     
  5. Boydie

    Boydie Boycie VCDS Map User

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    Or leave it there, lay eggs, millions of the wee fookers skittering along inside your head light. They become adjitated, find their way out, make their way to the steering rack, crawl up the steering column, seeking vengence on the driver by biting him to death while driving :eyebrows:

    It will get a nice tan anyway if left there!
     
  6. MikeSel^

    MikeSel^ Systems Support Specialist

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    Surely it will die anyway.. Can't see many flys coming his way..

    Though I guess, if he managed to get it he'll be able to get out anyway.
     
  7. SunnyDlite

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    just got back from the barbers and had a look...

    thought his ass wouldve been toast with direct sunlight in that mini greenhouse environment

    the damn thing is just chillin inside, got sunscreen on and everything!!

    cant blame him for choosin an audi as his penthouse appartment...

    i'll wait till he dies then vaccume him out.... and thats a scary thought boydie
     
  8. I'mRonBurgundy?

    I'mRonBurgundy? Lets make that kitten purr...

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    Does this mod improve BHP?
     
  9. SunnyDlite

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    lol if it did it stick another in!

    im just hoping it doesnt start webbing up the place

    now that'll look pants
     
  10. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    BSP?
     
  11. SunnyDlite

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    British Society for Parasitology?
     
  12. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Big Smelly Pants
     
  13. SunnyDlite

    SunnyDlite Six speed Shimano

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    lol
     
  14. martyboy

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    i'll swap you headlights!
    i've got a big daddy long-legs in mine!!!
     
  15. Tommy

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    I say it goes! We need a poll haha
     
  16. NHN

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    Its a tiny spider, ffs its harmless & you wont even notice it anyway when driving the car.
     
  17. scottie123

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    surely the weight will put the car out of balance as it will be heavier on one side with the weight of that huge spider!!
     
  18. phil76

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    Only way of getting that out is to reach 50mph and find a wall and turn in to it,thats what the dealers do i reckon:laugh:
     
  19. Ash B

    Ash B Well-Known Member

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    lmao...some good posts here ha

    how the spider getting on?

    Ashley
     
  20. FactionOne

    FactionOne Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    The poor little fella's obviously lost... He must've been trying to find your driver's side wing mirror, I always seem to have a colony of arachnids in there...

    Rob.
     
  21. a_sagad

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    Is this an optional extra or OEM??? lol

    :laugh:
     
  22. NHN

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    I seem to have a family inside my car, found some webs saturday, then again given the weather any where inside would be good for them, either drowned or burnt to a crisp (like me saturday) these days with our ever changing weathers
     
  23. aythree

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    I think you misunderstood the advice of the person who said to you... "the web can help when modding your car".

    :huh:
     
  24. CJP80

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    You'd better declare this to your insurance company....but be ready for a hefty uplift...
     
  25. SunnyDlite

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    great ive just had to declare my speeding to my insurance... now this!! lol

    spider update:

    saw it yesterday and it seems to have grown quite significantly!

    might have to cram a couple midges in there and feed the fecker
     
  26. leach76

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    i dont know if this will help,but looks like there might be a reason what its doing there and where to go next with this problem:

    There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.


    There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
    How absurd! to swallow a bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
    Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
    What a hog! to swallow a dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
    Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
    She's dead—of course!
    :o.k:
     
  27. SunnyDlite

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    what kind of bird?
     
  28. leach76

    leach76 Member

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    The feathered type i should imagine but who knows these days either way good on her because i bet little did she knew soon after looks like she died
     

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