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Would the plane take off?

imported_Nigma Mar 21, 2006

  1. Beerzo

    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

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    Hey beatch if that heel scratches my bumper, i might have to scratch your 'bumpers'. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love_4.gif
     
  2. audi5e

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    Does the girl come with the plane?

    Unfortunately for you lot you will never get to join the mile high club with her... unless you ask someone to stop that conveyor... :)
     
  3. dickys3

    dickys3 Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    So whats the verdict? Shall I close this thread?
     
  4. NEiLS3LK51

    NEiLS3LK51 Member

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    Only if people continue to whore,
    I'd love to be able to add the results of my experiment next week.
     
  5. bainsyboy

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    No we must know the results its a matter of life or death
     
  6. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    So whats the verdict? Shall I close this thread?

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    Nope that would be most below par! This argument needs to last till the end of time!
     
  7. bainsyboy

    bainsyboy Guest

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    Or until the plane takes off
     
  8. do you think it will then bainsy?
     
  9. bainsyboy

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    well one minute i am being swayed by the yes vote but then one minute im being swayed by the no vote personally if i was sat on the plane i would have got off by now and asked for a transfer.
     
  10. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    There could be a problem with the plane.

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  11. rickquattro

    rickquattro Member

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    TDi, I cant see any problems at all... And reference your earlier post about cutting your arm.. is one arm bigger than the other ??

    A "Smut Bomb" while great in the short term will I am sure, kill this thread in the most interesting way......
     
  12. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    I have steered clear of this thread as i find the question has no closure ..........in this case i think everybody has there own thoughts to what the probable out-come would be and to have any sort of end to it we would have to phone Richard Branson up and ask him to get involved has anybody got his number?

    P.S cleaned up the wheels today rick to see what they needed done and TBH not allot ..Thanks again
     
  13. imported_Nigma

    imported_Nigma Guest

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    TDI-Line.. Who's the second bird?
     
  14. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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  15. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    You wish mate....where did you say you lived again TDI? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  16. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Here are a few more of TDI's wife then!

    TDI's wife
     
  17. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Here are a few more of TDI's wife then!

    TDI's wife

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    It's amazing what she will do for a Big Mac and fries. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  18. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Mmmmmmm shes loving it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  19. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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  20. pwnorman

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    Is tdi getting his mrs & friends to work as air stewardess seeing the origanal staff have gone on strike think i will be getting on the plane who would care if it took off with women like that. Still cant believe this is still going strong whats the world coming to.
     
  21. Eeef

    Eeef Lord of War

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    Just to prolong the agony.....

    If a plane was flying normally and then it landed on one of these conveyor belts, are the people that say it wouldn't fly also gonna claim it will instantly come to a halt?

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    Not at all. If the plane is doing 200knots & the conveyor belt is doing 200 knots in the other direction, it still doesn't change it's speed 'over the ground'. The wheels will obviously spin up to 400 knots but it's forward speed depends on what thrust you want to maintain.

    For those that think it will fly, what do you believe will make it 'go up in the sky'? what is going to get it off the ground?

    discuss..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
     
  22. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    THE END..........maybe
     
  23. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    My wife should be a long in a minute.
     
  24. scoTTy

    scoTTy Active Member

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    Just to prolong the agony.....

    If a plane was flying normally and then it landed on one of these conveyor belts, are the people that say it wouldn't fly also gonna claim it will instantly come to a halt?

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    Not at all. If the plane is doing 200knots & the conveyor belt is doing 200 knots in the other direction, it still doesn't change it's speed 'over the ground'. The wheels will obviously spin up to 400 knots but it's forward speed depends on what thrust you want to maintain.

    For those that think it will fly, what do you believe will make it 'go up in the sky'? what is going to get it off the ground?

    discuss..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif

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    I agree it's down to the forward thrust so why wouldn't this get it off the ground it applied from a standstill?

    (this was getting too close to dieing!)
     
  25. rickquattro

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    My wife should be a long in a minute.

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    TDi, she's just getting dressed after I made her breakfast...... was in the shower for ages... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif
     
  26. beaker

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    for the love of god! STOP!
     
  27. rickquattro

    rickquattro Member

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    for the love of god! STOP!

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    Funny, did she say that to you too?
     
  28. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    whats with the "Oh Far Canal...." Rick, lol
     
  29. bainsyboy

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    im off to the bell ringing forum of great britain where we will be discussing the best adult sites to visit when the wife has gone to bed and not planes
     
  30. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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  31. bainsyboy

    bainsyboy Guest

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    TDI im not allowed to comment on your above link as i have been informed by the mods that i must get drag myself out of the gutter i suggest you do the same sir.


    P.S do you have to pay to access that site as im going to be a bit short of money due to my court apperance for speeding.
     
  32. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    It's free mate.
     
  33. rickquattro

    rickquattro Member

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    whats with the "Oh Far Canal...." Rick, lol

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    Its what most folk say when they go into a corner way too fast causing you to "touch cloth" due to seepage...and only just make it round without becoming part of the scenary....

    You could also say, Whale Oil Beef Hooked.......same sentiment....
     
  34. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    whats with the "Oh Far Canal...." Rick, lol

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    Its what most folk say when they go into a corner way too fast causing you to "touch cloth" due to seepage...and only just make it round without becoming part of the scenary....

    You could also say, Whale Oil Beef Hooked.......same sentiment....

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    Or Oh /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif!
     
  35. bainsyboy

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    TDI thanks for the info, i will take a peek when the wife has gone to bed
     
  36. treblesykes

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    the conveyor belt cant think so it isnt there, plane takes off then promptly vanishes
     
  37. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Could the plane land on a conveyor belt?
     
  38. imported_Nigma

    imported_Nigma Guest

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    Could the plane land on a conveyor belt?

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    Of course, But in this instance the brakes could NOT be applied to the wheels as this would cause the plane to move with the belt.
     
  39. bainsyboy

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    Did they get refunds and compo
     
  40. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    Permision to add something stronger to the mix sargent!

    like a bit of porn to get the planes oils moving to allow the plane to take off and close the thread.
     

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