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World Cup Squads Announced.... (humour)

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  1. hop2407
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    [May 10, 2006]
    The following squad members have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup


    BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Pinnochio
    Libero
    Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
    Cheerio Subbuteo
    Scenario Fellatio
    Portfolio

    SUBS:
    Placebo
    Porn o
    Polio
    Banjo
    Brasso
    Stereo (L)
    Stereo (R)
    Hydrochlorofluoro
    Aristotle
    Computersezno

    YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Itch
    Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
    Hic Sic Spic Pric
    Digaditch Fallinaditch
    Horseraditch

    SUBS:
    Mowapitch
    Letsgetrich
    Shagabitch

    RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Whodyanicabolicov
    Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
    Slalomsky Downhillsky
    Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
    Fuckov Ufuckov

    SUBS:
    Rubitov
    Gechakitov
    Sodov
    Pastryshev
    Najinsky
    Ivorripabollockov
    Taykitov

    ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Chatanoogaciouciou
    Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
    Busqueue Snookercu
    Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
    I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

    SUBS:
    U
    NonU
    ManU
    Stuffyiou
    Lee Kwan Yu

    DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Toomanigoalssen
    Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
    Firstsson Seccondsson
    Thirdsson
    Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
    Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

    SUBS:
    Howmanygoalsisthatssen
    Finallygaveupcountinssen
    Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
    Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

    ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
    Baloni
    Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
    Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
    Legslikejelli Havabenni
    Wobblijelli Spendapenni

    SUBS:
    Cantthinkofani!!!
    Buggermi

    MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
    San Francisco
    Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
    Manuel Gearbox
    Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
    Chihuahua Jose

    SUBS:
    Jesus Maria Don Key
    Burrito
    Speedy Gonzalez
    Tequila
    Caramba

    DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
    Kenning van Hire
    Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
    Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
    Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

    SUBS:
    Van Iller
    Van Ishincreme
    Van Morrison

    Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

    There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van Dyke.

    The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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  3. DaveACQ20v
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    [May 10, 2006]
    Good one Hop /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

    Still not as funny as the English squad though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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    [May 10, 2006]
    Not bad.
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