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  1. smudge_don

    smudge_don Active Member

    Old ones are the best

    I personally like this one which has been circling the 'net recently

  2. consilio

    consilio Up the owls!

    Jesus that sounds like my ex missis. Its easier said than done but get the hell out of there! Anyone who thows stuff with the intention of doing you an injury is not worth being with. My ex was exactly the same and I now realise I had a very lucky escape and am with someone far better
  3. sub39h

    sub39h Active Member

    bloody hell mate, i didn't think you were that young! i'm 24, and when i met you i genuinely thought you were older than me. maybe it was the Mondeo :ninja:
  4. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

    QUOTE "She keeps saying that she doesn't trust other women, but that's just a way of saying that she doesn't trust me without actually saying it...WTF am i supposed to do?"

    Had that before!
  5. S3 AUO

    S3 AUO Member

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