1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

    Why, Why, Why :

    Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And ...

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then its YOU!!!!!!!
  2. jeffers999

    jeffers999 got boost

    good one mate :icon_thumright:
  3. grathies

    grathies More Points Than Portsmouth FC

    Anerobic Loctite does if you put the lid back on it without any air in the bottle ;)

    lol sorry had to chip that one in there. The bank one gets me tho
  4. karl7900

    karl7900 Active Member


  5. karl7900

    karl7900 Active Member

    At last. All those years of electrikery training have paid off.:think:
  6. Defratos

    Defratos You’re Dethpicable!!

    lol I think we've got most members with a mental illness on As.net in this post :haudrauf: , does OCD count?
  7. auditek

    auditek Member

    why is belly button fluff always blue ?
  8. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

    Very good.
  9. filipharvey

    filipharvey Amusing Tagline

    You wear jeans or other blue clothes often?

    I must say though, never had this mysterious stuff about my button! The joys of an 'outty'!

Share This Page