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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Welly, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    ASN is like the Mary Celeste today - is there something I'm missing?
     
  2. quattrojames

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    Work maybe?
     
  3. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No, no, I'm there now.....
     
  4. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !!
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    I am at work too. I drop by about 5 - 6 times a day.
     
  5. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Well today I am sitting on my sofa. Have been since 9am, in the same spot.
    I've watched a recording about Usain Bolt..... also watched a film called Baseline..... my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
    I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
    And my girlfriend has only phoned me once.

    Absolute eff'ing heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. NHN

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    Sorting car today in prep for drive in day or so, tbh been fairly pissed of since this morning & dont talk to me about fcuking spoilers, my nemesis I can assure you on many cars now arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Oh & did I mention

    Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
     
  7. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Don't know what you've got against him. I think he's brilliant!!

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  8. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Legend. End of.
     
  9. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !!
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    Well, that's me convinced. There is no way you are gay.
     
  10. h5djr

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    Well I'm using my Dell Optiplex 960 which I've had since October 2009 and my wife is using her Dell Optiplex 780 which she purchased in February 2010 and both are working just fine, as they have both done since day one. Both were ordered and arrived with 7 days exactly to spec. Both were ordered with Windows XP and mine is now dual-booting with XP and my free upgrade to Windows 7.

    Would I buy more computers from Dell - Yes most definitely.
     
  11. unkle

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    Had fun with Dell Customer Care a few years ago, they are slightly cheaper than everyone else for a reason, never again....

    I used to swear by IBM, kind of pricey but worth it, nowdays (since they sold out to Lenovo) its Toshiba everytime.
     
  12. fingermouse

    fingermouse thats me

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    well ive been in bed most of the day as im on nights
     
  13. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    I been at work all day, what a busy day it was!!!

    Only just getting a chance to come on now :)
     
  14. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I was around, but then I always am it seems. Writing a big report at Uni-work at the moment so asn is a nice break from that.
     
  15. Dazboss

    Dazboss Like A Thristy Dingo ;)

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    I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all :(
    Think i might be getting closer :)
     
  16. Dazmo

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    At work right now, all the way through to 6am:(
     
  17. unkle

    unkle Beer God

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    On the sofa, just watched The Taking Of Pelham 123...
     
  18. NHN

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    Had same issue with my italian missus when met her, 6 years on nearly & kid due in the next week, she speaks fluent english now, lol
     
  19. Ads

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    Today's movies....... Cemetery Junction. And then The A-Team.
     
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    Todays movies are, Get My Arse Up, Day In My Car, Shoot My Cat For Keeping Me Awake & last but no means Least: Redtube The Return
     
  21. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    You can tell your mrs is about to give birth!!! haha
     
  22. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Thats OK - learn I want to bone you doggie style in French. Job done. :thumbsup:
     
  23. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    No need for french, just whap it out...she'll get the picture. Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing. :D
     
  24. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Further to that, I've found it out for you:

    Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
     
  25. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    pahahahaha, quality.

    "...with you, the style of dog" legendary
     
  26. NHN

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    Think the what we refer to as "The Melon" is a dead give away lmfao
     
  27. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha!!! Sexy time is supposed to help get the baby out faster, I tried that excuse so much at the end and it worked...win win!
     
  28. NHN

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    Thats same in Italian aswell lmfao but my woman didnt walk of laughing hence 9 months later job done, bet she wished she had now though lmfao
     
  29. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Quality mate!!! It reminds me of that joke about the man asking for anal and woman saying no as it'll hurt. 9 months down the line, woman complains as she screams giving birth and the guy casually whispers in her ear "and you thought anal would hurt" haha lol
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao: I told my missus, whilst giving birth, to 'man up'.

    That was a mistake as it turns out.

    EDIT: Ex missus.
     
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    Thats uncanny as she was instructing me that as soon as I land on Italian soil thats whats happening, purely on the basis of experimental purposes you understand.

    OT: God damn this curry is making my guts & arse rumble today, no beer either.
     
  32. NHN

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    lmfao, man up, FFS, was that whilst posting a live feed on the forum?
     
  33. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Nope, wasn't an ASN member back in those days mate... I was still stuck in the land of Vauxhalls! I've only been a member for a year this month, and my little one will be 3 in november...

    Plus, nobody wants to see that - scary stuff :scared2:
     
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    Oh **** what have I done now, lmfao, reet guys, I challenge anyone to a mod, we have to make a Time Machine

    PMSL LMFAO Man UP, I would be on the floor pissing my pants if I said that & maybe holding my nuts as they would of been chopped of
     
  35. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I swear to you, thats EXACTLY what I said. I never heard the end of it though, and we didn't get on that well at the best of times - hence why she is in fact my ex. Not sure that comment helped.

    I must admit, the rest of the time I spent reading the new Clarkson book that was out at the time. Best thing about the lengthy labour was the excuse to give the Corsa the guns up the motorway to the hospital. I managed 151 (kmph...*cough*)
     
  36. NHN

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    That cough must be purely for forum members mate

    Now where are the poxy smilies now as only advanced shows them.
     
  37. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, I miss the quick and easy smilies - :think: I have to remember the actual command for them... :(

    Oh well.... :thumbsup:
     
  38. Dazboss

    Dazboss Like A Thristy Dingo ;)

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    LOL love it, I might bring her along too Audi in the park on sunday as she's mad on cars :)
     
  39. Sarah's A3

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    Aw! Nige, you still solo!!!! lol, not long now and she can look forward to all of 10 seconds lol!!!! just smile and say you offer unlimited goes!! lol
     
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    I cant get on as much this week with being away! Long long days and boring Hotel rooms! Oh the joys!!! Roll on Friday afternoon!
     

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