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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Welly, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. Welly
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    ASN is like the Mary Celeste today - is there something I'm missing?
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Work maybe?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No, no, I'm there now.....
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    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator

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    I am at work too. I drop by about 5 - 6 times a day.
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    Ads License to drive

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    Well today I am sitting on my sofa. Have been since 9am, in the same spot.
    I've watched a recording about Usain Bolt..... also watched a film called Baseline..... my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
    I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
    And my girlfriend has only phoned me once.

    Absolute eff'ing heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Sorting car today in prep for drive in day or so, tbh been fairly pissed of since this morning & dont talk to me about fcuking spoilers, my nemesis I can assure you on many cars now arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Oh & did I mention

    Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
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    Ads License to drive

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    Don't know what you've got against him. I think he's brilliant!!

    [​IMG]
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Legend. End of.
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    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator

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    Well, that's me convinced. There is no way you are gay.
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    h5djr Well-Known Member

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    Well I'm using my Dell Optiplex 960 which I've had since October 2009 and my wife is using her Dell Optiplex 780 which she purchased in February 2010 and both are working just fine, as they have both done since day one. Both were ordered and arrived with 7 days exactly to spec. Both were ordered with Windows XP and mine is now dual-booting with XP and my free upgrade to Windows 7.

    Would I buy more computers from Dell - Yes most definitely.
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    unkle Beer God

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    Had fun with Dell Customer Care a few years ago, they are slightly cheaper than everyone else for a reason, never again....

    I used to swear by IBM, kind of pricey but worth it, nowdays (since they sold out to Lenovo) its Toshiba everytime.
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    fingermouse thats me

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    well ive been in bed most of the day as im on nights
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    I been at work all day, what a busy day it was!!!

    Only just getting a chance to come on now :)
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I was around, but then I always am it seems. Writing a big report at Uni-work at the moment so asn is a nice break from that.
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    Dazboss Like A Thristy Dingo ;)

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    I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all :(
    Think i might be getting closer :)
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    At work right now, all the way through to 6am:(
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    On the sofa, just watched The Taking Of Pelham 123...
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    Had same issue with my italian missus when met her, 6 years on nearly & kid due in the next week, she speaks fluent english now, lol
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    Today's movies....... Cemetery Junction. And then The A-Team.
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    Todays movies are, Get My Arse Up, Day In My Car, Shoot My Cat For Keeping Me Awake & last but no means Least: Redtube The Return
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    You can tell your mrs is about to give birth!!! haha
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Thats OK - learn I want to bone you doggie style in French. Job done. :thumbsup:
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    No need for french, just whap it out...she'll get the picture. Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing. :D
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Further to that, I've found it out for you:

    Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
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    pahahahaha, quality.

    "...with you, the style of dog" legendary
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    Think the what we refer to as "The Melon" is a dead give away lmfao
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    haha!!! Sexy time is supposed to help get the baby out faster, I tried that excuse so much at the end and it worked...win win!
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    Thats same in Italian aswell lmfao but my woman didnt walk of laughing hence 9 months later job done, bet she wished she had now though lmfao
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    Quality mate!!! It reminds me of that joke about the man asking for anal and woman saying no as it'll hurt. 9 months down the line, woman complains as she screams giving birth and the guy casually whispers in her ear "and you thought anal would hurt" haha lol
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao: I told my missus, whilst giving birth, to 'man up'.

    That was a mistake as it turns out.

    EDIT: Ex missus.
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    Thats uncanny as she was instructing me that as soon as I land on Italian soil thats whats happening, purely on the basis of experimental purposes you understand.

    OT: God damn this curry is making my guts & arse rumble today, no beer either.
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    lmfao, man up, FFS, was that whilst posting a live feed on the forum?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Nope, wasn't an ASN member back in those days mate... I was still stuck in the land of Vauxhalls! I've only been a member for a year this month, and my little one will be 3 in november...

    Plus, nobody wants to see that - scary stuff :scared2:
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    Oh **** what have I done now, lmfao, reet guys, I challenge anyone to a mod, we have to make a Time Machine

    PMSL LMFAO Man UP, I would be on the floor pissing my pants if I said that & maybe holding my nuts as they would of been chopped of
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I swear to you, thats EXACTLY what I said. I never heard the end of it though, and we didn't get on that well at the best of times - hence why she is in fact my ex. Not sure that comment helped.

    I must admit, the rest of the time I spent reading the new Clarkson book that was out at the time. Best thing about the lengthy labour was the excuse to give the Corsa the guns up the motorway to the hospital. I managed 151 (kmph...*cough*)
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    That cough must be purely for forum members mate

    Now where are the poxy smilies now as only advanced shows them.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    LOL, I miss the quick and easy smilies - :think: I have to remember the actual command for them... :(

    Oh well.... :thumbsup:
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    Dazboss Like A Thristy Dingo ;)

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    LOL love it, I might bring her along too Audi in the park on sunday as she's mad on cars :)
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    Aw! Nige, you still solo!!!! lol, not long now and she can look forward to all of 10 seconds lol!!!! just smile and say you offer unlimited goes!! lol
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    I cant get on as much this week with being away! Long long days and boring Hotel rooms! Oh the joys!!! Roll on Friday afternoon!
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