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What would you choose, bird or car

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by rickparmar, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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  3. bainsyboy

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    I'd sell the car, get rid of the Mrs and spend the money on high class hookers that take it up the gritter for about £1000 a night, that would be the best 45 nights ever and prob be sponserd by carlsberg
     
  4. A4Andy

    A4Andy Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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    Ditch the M R S. Like you wouldn't be able to pull in that.
     
  5. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    ummm... car for me thanks... and new bird.
     
  6. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    car anytime
     
  7. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    Iv never seen his bird so couldnt comment.. she could be fit as ****... she must have something for him to sell that motor
     
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    Yeah His Balls in her hand...... and slowly squeezing LOL
     
  9. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    Probably - I want a bigger house so you need to sell your car to pay for it... :nunu:
     
  10. madvw

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    who cares, they all turn to **** in the end.
     
  11. MikeA3

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    Ditch the bird - your not going to be short of offers when you drive that!
     
  12. Beerzo

    Beerzo Masa'warty 3200... Talk To Me!

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    I would politley tell her to go F&&k herself!
     
  13. Ess_Three

    Ess_Three Active Member

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    Correct!
    I'd keep the car...
    In fact...I did keep the car... Bye, bye! :moa:

    The car can't say no, never gets a headache, doesn't nag, doesn't need cuddling after a good hard thrash, can't dump you and won't leave you.

    Stick to the car lads...and as automotive mistresses go...a 911 is about as high class as it gets!! :beerchug:
     
  14. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    This thread should be retitled "the bitter angry man thread"
    I love cars..
    but I love women more :D
    My missus wouldnt DARE tell me to sell my car :box:
    and any girl who wants you cos you drive a nice car is only worth mayby two bangs and a quick squirt :p
     
  15. bainsyboy

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    A quick squirt im flowing rivers here
     
  16. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator
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    A pal of mine is in exactly this situation right now, and the car is also a 911. He is due to re-marry in the autumn (he was widowed three years ago), and his wife-to-be wants him to sell the 911, even though it's not just his pride & joy, but the culmination of 20 years hard graft to achieve a goal he set himself when he left university.

    I've told him what I think. He hasn't phoned since. Up to him. Don't suppose I'll get invited to the wedding.
     
  17. missviper

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    I would say get rid of the car.
    But then i do like my cars.
     

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